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<div>Tired of worthless scams?</div>
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<div>sub: engineer</div>
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Greetings, friend, I am new to this town.<br>
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Are you the engineer or the spy?<br>
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I am a travelling businessman in search for some new customers.<br>
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-Gordon Freeman
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As soon as I came here, I noticed that the predominant form of business happened to be that of Bubs and his concession stand.<br>
 
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Don't you people know what he's doing to you? He's been scamming all of you out of all your money by charging you huge amounts for worthless items!<br>
 
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You know what would be a good idea? If you bought from me instead. So we can both take this pathetic man down.<br>
 
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- Stan Khan
 
 
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<div>subj: president</div>
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<div>subj: olymipics</div>
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Zarel, my main man,<br>
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Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon<br>
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If you were president, what would you do?<br>
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'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?<br>
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I bet money that you will be a great president,<br>
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by demonstrating everyone how it's okay to play video games<br>
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Hope to see you soon at the olympics,<br>
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that has gross pancakes in them.<br>
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Andy in Mesa, AZ
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Sincerely,<br>
 
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Timothy MacFarlane from CA
 
 
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<div>Hello, friend.</div>
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<div>subj: EXPLOSIONS</div>
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Hello, friend.<br>
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WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN<br>
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION<br>
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I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF<br>
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YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY<br>
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BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM<br>
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YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON<br>
  
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I just want to ask, if you could make a cereal, what shapes would the marshmallows be in?<br>
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- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE
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From Dave.
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==Saving for later==
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<div>subj: wings</div>
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Zarel, we are appauled.<br>
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Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings.
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Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically
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unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of
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children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life. <br>
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If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're
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nothing but reptilian scum.<br>
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<br>
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Susan, Judith, and Wendy
 
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<div>sub: engineer</div>
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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Are you the engineer or the spy?<br>
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Dear Zarel,<br>
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-Gordon Freeman
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What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?<br>
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<br>
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Tuns
 
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<div>subject: secrets!</div>
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<div>subj: sbemails</div>
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Dearest Zarel,<br>
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dear zarel,<br>
 
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Secrets are fun, are they not? I love<br>
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i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?<br>
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a good secret! Would you share with<br>
 
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me some of your best kept secrets? They can<br>
 
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range from the deepest darkest ones to even<br>
 
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irrelevant little funny things that might’ve been<br>
 
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embarrassing for you or for others.<br>
 
 
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Go on then! I’m really interested in hearing these<br>
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billy beers
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embarrassing juicy secrets! I have a better idea,<br>
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let’s share secrets together!<br>
 
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Secretly secrets,<br>
 
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Kirbychu</blockquote>
 
  
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==Saving for later==
 

Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 March 2014

Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.

Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.

subj: friendship

ZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis

sub: engineer

Are you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman

subj: olymipics

Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon
'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?

Hope to see you soon at the olympics,
Andy in Mesa, AZ

subj: EXPLOSIONS

WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION
I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF
YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON

- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE

Saving for later

subj: wings

Zarel, we are appauled.

Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.

Susan, Judith, and Wendy


subj: sbemails

Dear Zarel,

What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?

Tuns


subj: sbemails

dear zarel,

i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?

billy beers


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