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| − | <div> | + | <div>sub: engineer</div> |
| − | + | Are you the engineer or the spy?<br> | |
| − | + | -Gordon Freeman | |
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</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
<blockquote class="zarel2"> | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| − | <div> | + | <div>subj: olymipics</div> |
| − | + | Dear Zarel, the screamin' dragon<br> | |
| − | + | 'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?<br> | |
| − | + | <br> | |
| + | Hope to see you soon at the olympics,<br> | ||
| + | Andy in Mesa, AZ | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
| + | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| + | <div>subj: EXPLOSIONS</div> | ||
| + | WHAT'S UP ZARELMAN<br> | ||
| + | WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION<br> | ||
| + | I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF<br> | ||
| + | YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY<br> | ||
| + | BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM<br> | ||
| + | YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | - FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
==Saving for later== | ==Saving for later== | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| + | <div>subj: wings</div> | ||
| + | Zarel, we are appauled.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. | ||
| + | Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically | ||
| + | unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of | ||
| + | children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life. <br> | ||
| + | If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're | ||
| + | nothing but reptilian scum.<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | Susan, Judith, and Wendy | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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| + | <!----> | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| + | <div>subj: sbemails</div> | ||
| + | Dear Zarel,<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | Tuns | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <!--Think of some other emails to do, but one of them is "disconnected"--> | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| + | <div>subj: sbemails</div> | ||
| + | dear zarel,<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?<br> | ||
| + | <br> | ||
| + | billy beers | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
| + | |||
| + | <!-- --> | ||
Latest revision as of 21:00, 18 March 2014
Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.
Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.
subj: friendshipZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
sub: engineerAre you the engineer or the spy?
-Gordon Freeman
subj: olymipicsDear Zarel, the screamin' dragon
'twas wondering if you attend the olympics?
Hope to see you soon at the olympics,
Andy in Mesa, AZ
subj: EXPLOSIONSWHAT'S UP ZARELMAN
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF EXPLOSION
I LIKE THE BIG ONES MYSELF
YOU SHOULD HOST AN EXPLOSION PARTY
BOOM BOOM BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
YEAAAAAAH ROCK THE F*CK ON
- FROM THE OFFICES OF MR. TORGUE
Saving for later
subj: wingsZarel, we are appauled.
Your show is insulting to all those who have not been given the gift of having wings. Ever since the old times, humans have dreamt of the ability to fly. Obviously, humankind is physically unable to grow wings, but how dare you, as a dragon, make fun of those species without wings. Some numbers of children lose sleep over the fact that they can fly in their dreams, but not in real life.
If you really care about those who do not have the gifts you have, you will relinquish your ability to fly. Otherwise, you're nothing but reptilian scum.
Susan, Judith, and Wendy
subj: sbemailsDear Zarel,
What if you checked some of Strong Bad's old emails? Would they go any differently?
Tuns
subj: sbemailsdear zarel,
i know you get more than one email once a week but what happens to the ones that you don't do an episode on?
billy beers
