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NOXIGAR: Yeah, no you won't.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: I like putting things around my butt.

NOXIGAR: That's nice, Quint. Now say something intelligent so I can get free brownies.

{Short pause}

HENRY: Short pause, what are you doing here? And why are you wearing jorts?

NOXIGAR: Jean shorts? Not exactly sure Short Pause could pull 'em off, but given nobody can pull jorts off...

Didn't you hear about the new jort laws, short pause?

NOXIGAR: I didn't hear about any jort laws either, so I can see why Short pause might be unaware of fashion trends that don't exist.

{Short pause is arrested by the po-po}

QUINT: Short pause, why!?! We must have you freed at once.

NOXIGAR: Someone else is gonna free Short pause.

Kids, use short pause here as an example. Don't jorts after dark.

NOXIGAR: More like don't do jorts ever

HENRY: And he, short pause even got released on bail from corrupt officials!

NOXIGAR: This statement is incoherent. I'd say something about it but he, missing the spelling of "hey" does that right away.

{Short pause}

HENRY: wait what do you mean "around your butt"

NOXIGAR: Quint meant anywhere that's not his butt.

{End}