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how will i resolve this story arc??

NOXIGAR: That's the joke. You won't resolve this "story arc," because there isn't one to resolve in the first place.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: You know when people decide to mop up the grease from their breakfast with bread rolls?

NOXIGAR: Who does that? That seems like a waste of bread rolls, honestly.

HENRY: Yeah?

QUINT: That is actually THE most disgusting thing. Ever.

HENRY: See, I don't have that problem on account of never eating breakfast.

QUINT: That's not true. Admittedly, the only breakfast you eat is Froot Loops with barbecue sauce instead of milk. Which is arguably worse.

NOXIGAR: I eat my cereal dry. This is probably a good thing, since milk actually makes most cereals taste bad to me.
NOXIGAR: Also, who the hell eats cereal with barbecue sauce? I mean, I probably have little room to talk since I'd put barbecue sauce on almost anything, but I'm pretty sure it and cereal is a combination so awful nobody in the world would advocate it.

HENRY: Probably. I should really start watching my weight!

QUINT: Mm, me too. You know, GQ

NOXIGAR: Welp, there goes any attempt at taking Quint seriously ever.

suggests that MANLY MEN

NOXIGAR: Oh, wait, is Quint being sarcastic or is he following the GQ magazine to the letter?

like us should eat toast, jam, bits of broken glass and top it off with a banana for brekkie. Really helps!

NOXIGAR: All GQ really does is give out fashion tips, spew out Tea Party-ish shit about Obama, and interview directors like Joss Whedon with low-quality FAQ shenanigans which make me dislike the directors' work infinitely more.

HENRY: I'll be having to check that one out.

QUINT: We all do.

NOXIGAR: Yeah, no, I'm never reading GQ again.

{End}