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| + | <div>subject: You've been drafted, Stupid!</div> | ||
| + | Dear Mr. Aruseus, <br> | ||
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| + | You have just been drafted by The Willing Allies of the World. Your first mission shall take place on the border of Austria and Hungary. There, you (and some other soldiers) will have to take out The Brotherhood of Alan's (the enemy) Elite Tank Batallion, Find (and destroy) The Brotherhood of Alan's (highly guarded) Main Base (which is in front of thier Capital Building), sneak into The Brotherhood of Alan's Capital Building, and kill Head Brother Nod Alan and his trusty General, Yuri. Got all that? | ||
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| + | - Genral Whatsisnaym. | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| + | <div>subject: film</div> | ||
| + | Aruseus my boy,<br/> | ||
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| + | Since you are awesome and crap<br/> | ||
| + | like that, you can make a movie<br/> | ||
| + | based on a really cool video game<br/> | ||
| + | and make sure its not crappy just<br/> | ||
| + | that Max Payne film or that Mortal<br/> | ||
| + | Kombat film.<br/> | ||
| + | From | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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| + | <blockquote class="zarel2"> | ||
| + | <div>subject: Strong Bad</div> | ||
| + | Hey Aruseus!<br> | ||
| + | Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????<br> | ||
| + | Robert, Scotland | ||
| + | </blockquote> | ||
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Revision as of 15:27, 16 May 2012
Please leave your Emails below the line, and use the blockquote "zarel2" or <pre> tags, okay? Also, don't put it under the Saving For Later line, since those are for ones I will use in future 'sodes.
Oh, and I have every right to remove your email if I don't like it.
subj: friendshipZARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!111``
Would you be my frined?
be mine, Lindsay Kunis
subj: YOU IN DEBTDear Mr. Zarel Whateveryourlastnamewasagain,
You still have yet to pay us back for the countless "I.O.U."s you've left us over the last few months. At this point, your current debt comes to $753.68.
We take cash and credit.
Patiently awaiting your payment,
Smooze's Café
subject: You've been drafted, Stupid!Dear Mr. Aruseus,
You have just been drafted by The Willing Allies of the World. Your first mission shall take place on the border of Austria and Hungary. There, you (and some other soldiers) will have to take out The Brotherhood of Alan's (the enemy) Elite Tank Batallion, Find (and destroy) The Brotherhood of Alan's (highly guarded) Main Base (which is in front of thier Capital Building), sneak into The Brotherhood of Alan's Capital Building, and kill Head Brother Nod Alan and his trusty General, Yuri. Got all that?
- Genral Whatsisnaym.
subject: filmAruseus my boy,
Since you are awesome and crap
like that, you can make a movie
based on a really cool video game
and make sure its not crappy just
that Max Payne film or that Mortal
Kombat film.
From
subject: Strong BadHey Aruseus!
Does Strong Bad annoy you sometimes????
Robert, Scotland
