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JCM continues looking for the firefox, principal Idunno gets the search party, and the snake continues to follow JCM. They all get a surprise on the way.

Previously on JCMovies

JCM: Now, to continue my journey to the most magical place on earth!

TOMMY: Down here. I'm Tommy teh Termite. Heard you were in a fix, so I decided to help you. Although, it's going to cost ya.

JCM: OK, here. Now to go to Free Country!

TOMMY: Crud! You need this more than I do. Free Country? You can't find it from here without the assistance of the firefox! You guys are destined to go to Free Country, and you are the only dude species to know it exists. The firefox wanted to take you to Free Country so you can do what you are supposed to do there.

JCM: I have to find it!

SNAKE: Not if I have sssomething to sssay about it.

Episode

{JCM is walking. He is very tired and sits on the ground after 5 more steps.}

JCM: Oh, I wish I had legs.

{Zoom out to show that JCM sat right in front of a trail of footprints.}

JCM: Hey, footprints! I just might survive this after all!

{JCM gets up and continues walking.}

JCM: {singing} I'm going to find the firefox and get to Free Country! {trips over a snake's tail sticking out of the tree} Oh! I better watch where I'm going. I just tripped over a tree root.

{JCM walks offscreen and the camera pans to a view of the tree as the snake's head comes out.}

SNAKE: Ssstupid blue dude.

{Cut to another part of the forest. JCM finds a gold rock on the ground.}

JCM: Hey, I struck it rich! Now, I can buy some souvenirs from Free Country! Hey, there's a note.

{JCM turns over the gold rock. It has words carved in it that says "Turn back now, or you will lose this and your life".}

JCM: What the heck? Is this rock threatening me?!

{Pan up to reveal the snake over his head, hanging from a tree behind him.}

SNAKE: Grr, when will he get the ssstinkin' point?

{The rock suddenly flies onscreen and knocks the snake off the tree.}

SNAKE: {offscreen} Ow, my ssself!

JCM: That'll teach the rock a lesson. {walks off proudly}

SNAKE: Dag, that guy needs ssserious help.

{Cut to a cave. The footprints go inside. JCM walks onscreen and stops outside of the cave.}

JCM: The fox must be inside there.

{Zoom out to show the snake walking in from the forest, bruised and with a black eye.}

SNAKE: Darn it! He made it there before me! If only I wasssn't wounded...

{JCM walks in, more confident than ever.}

SNAKE: Oh no! He'sss going inssside!

{The snake slithers the fastest he can, which is not very fast, to the cave after JCM}

SNAKE: Jussst a few more momentsss...

{Cut to inside the cave. JCM walks onscreen slowly, looking around.}

JCM: {scared} It's dark in here. {shakes his head} Wait, I have to pull myself together. That fox has to be around here somewhere. {scared again} But still, it's so dark.

{Cut to an outside view of JCM's school. Then cut to the principal's office with JCM's mother with him.}

IDUNNO: Hi, Mrs. JCM.

JCM's MOTHER: OK, listen here, Dunno, I don't know why the heck you called me from my work, but this better be pretty stinkin' important!

IDUNNO: My name isn't Dunno. That's my mother's birth name. Anyway, I didn't tell you what happened on the phone because I thought you should hear this in person.

JCM's MOTHER: Well, I'm here in person, now spit it out!

IDUNNO: OK, your son, JCM is...

JCM's MOTHER: What?! Tell me fo I knock you inta last week!

IDUNNO: OK! OK! JCMwentintothewoods. Please don't hurt me! {twitches}

JCM's MOTHER: You let my son get lost in the wilderness?!

IDUNNO: Well, not exactly "let" but-Mrs. JCM?

JCM's MOTHER: {calmly} It's OK. It's not like it was all your fault. Now, come over here for a moment.

IDUNNO: OK. {gets up and walks to JCM's mother} By the way, we'll have a search party come and-

{JCM's mother gets out her purse and hits Principal Idunno with it, knocking him out.}

JCM's MOTHER: {calmly} So, when will the search party come?

{Fade to a screen that says "1 hour later". Cut back.}

IDUNNO: OK, the search party is getting ready to find your son.

JCM's MOTHER: They better be, or do you want my purse in the back of your head again?

{Idunno whimpers and leaves. Cut to the outside of the school. It is full of a bunch of teenagers in party uniforms. When Idunno comes, his jaw drops.}

IDUNNO: What the heck? Assistant!

{The assistant principal, Udunno, runs onscreen.}

UDUNNO: I don't really like the term, I prefer Adviser.

IDUNNO: I call you whatever I want to. Anyway, where is the search party?

UDUNNO: Well, I didn't have the money, so I instead called partiers. I thought it was the same. Apparently, it's not.

TEEN: So, when do we get this party started?!

IDUNNO: Never, ever, plever! Now get out!

TEEN: Fine. You old guys ruin our style, anyway. Come on, guys.

{All the teens go into the car and leave. Udunno slowly walks offscreen.}

IDUNNO: Yep, I'm gonna die.

{Cut to the inside of the cave. JCM is walking until he sees a light with a fox-like shadow is in it.}

JCM: There it is!

{JCM runs toward the light until he sees what it really is: a wolf.}

JCM: Crud! Stupid continuity!

{The wolf looks up at JCM and licks its lips. It gets up and jumps at JCM.}

JCM: Aah! {turns around and runs}

{Cut to outside the cave. The snake just makes it inside.}

SNAKE: I did it!

{JCM runs over it, stepping on it. Then the wolf does the same.}

SNAKE: {sighs, then turns around} Ssstupid sssurprises.

Comeing Up Next in JCMovies

JCM: Oh, so now the wolf is really a wolf. This is so wrong.

SNAKE: Mussst...find...firefoxss.

JCM: Oh dear, I'm on a mountain. Hey, I can see my house from here!

SOLDIER: What the heck? Is that boy...blue?