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I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.<br>
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Welcome, welcome. We all have feelings for that someone, and sometimes, breaking the ice or getting them to notice you can be a bit of a challenge. But fear not, my young'un, for I have jaywalked across this path, and old Papa Noid is here to give you the talk. The talk about breaking the ice or getting ladies to notice you, that is.<br>
  
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==THE TESTS==
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If you want to jump right in to some pick-up lines, take the red pill. If you want to make your own astounding line, take the blue pill. If you want to ask a question, press 3. And if you want to see what else I have to offer, call the last one. It's worth your while.<br>
  
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Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, ''because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.''<br>
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[[/pickup|The Noid Brand Pick-Up Lines]]<br>
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[[/guide|The Noid The Guide To Crafting A Pick-Up Line of Stimulative Proportions]]<br>
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Since you're tired you don't have to talk to me after school, you can sleep, heh. Speaking of, I like your new layout. And that picture you have is pretty good too, "Gravity is not responsible for falling in love." But you know what it is responsible for, right? ''My jaw dropping every time I see your face.''<br>
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[[/personals|Uncle Noid's One-on-One FAQ, DBQ, BBQ, And Other, More In-Depth Interrogation]]<br>
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[[/tips|The Noid's Other Quite Attractive Tips]]<br>
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==IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: ''DOESN'T'') SUGGEST IT HERE==
 
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*I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
 
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*I hope you know CPR because my herat just skipped a beat.
 

Latest revision as of 18:54, 13 April 2009

Welcome, welcome. We all have feelings for that someone, and sometimes, breaking the ice or getting them to notice you can be a bit of a challenge. But fear not, my young'un, for I have jaywalked across this path, and old Papa Noid is here to give you the talk. The talk about breaking the ice or getting ladies to notice you, that is.

If you want to jump right in to some pick-up lines, take the red pill. If you want to make your own astounding line, take the blue pill. If you want to ask a question, press 3. And if you want to see what else I have to offer, call the last one. It's worth your while.

The Noid Brand Pick-Up Lines
The Noid The Guide To Crafting A Pick-Up Line of Stimulative Proportions
Uncle Noid's One-on-One FAQ, DBQ, BBQ, And Other, More In-Depth Interrogation
The Noid's Other Quite Attractive Tips

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