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I'm experimenting with various pick-up lines on a very close female friend. For, uh, science.<br>
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Welcome, welcome. We all have feelings for that someone, and sometimes, breaking the ice or getting them to notice you can be a bit of a challenge. But fear not, my young'un, for I have jaywalked across this path, and old Papa Noid is here to give you the talk. The talk about breaking the ice or getting ladies to notice you, that is.<br>
  
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==THE TESTS==
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If you want to jump right in to some pick-up lines, take the red pill. If you want to make your own astounding line, take the blue pill. If you want to ask a question, press 3. And if you want to see what else I have to offer, call the last one. It's worth your while.<br>
  
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''Hey, do you have a quarter? No? That's too bad, because I told my mom I'd call her when I saw the girl of my dreams.''<br>
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[[/pickup|The Noid Brand Pick-Up Lines]]<br>
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[[/guide|The Noid The Guide To Crafting A Pick-Up Line of Stimulative Proportions]]<br>
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'''Initial confusion, then joyous laughter.'''<br>
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[[/personals|Uncle Noid's One-on-One FAQ, DBQ, BBQ, And Other, More In-Depth Interrogation]]<br>
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[[/tips|The Noid's Other Quite Attractive Tips]]<br>
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==IF YOU HAVE A PICK-UP LINE THAT DOESN'T SUCK CAJOLES (READ: ''DOESN'T'') SUGGEST IT HERE==
 
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*Do you have any raisins? How about a date?
 
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*From across the room I thought you were punching, now I know you're kicking.
 
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*Hey Kait I'm staring at your chest.
 
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*You're hot.
 
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*LETS SEX IT UP ''{techno music}''
 
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*Hey Kait I can play guitar B)
 
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*Hey Kait Billy Dee Williams said I was pretty kickin so I guess it's true
 
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*I'm tired of being lonely and would like to spend the rest of my days with you.
 
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*MAH BAWLS IN YO FACE
 
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*Hey lady wanna date if you don't you will be stuffed in my trunk
 
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*Hey lady I got berry KIX and a Whinny the Poo bear spoon at my pad wanna come?
 
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*Do you know that I smell like cheddar?
 
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*wanna cum back to my place so i can cut you up and make you into a suit? just joking
 
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*I hope you know CPR because my heart just skipped a beat.
 
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*I'm thinking charcoal on canvas. (confusion) Oh sorry, just wondering how fate drew us together.
 

Latest revision as of 18:54, 13 April 2009

Welcome, welcome. We all have feelings for that someone, and sometimes, breaking the ice or getting them to notice you can be a bit of a challenge. But fear not, my young'un, for I have jaywalked across this path, and old Papa Noid is here to give you the talk. The talk about breaking the ice or getting ladies to notice you, that is.

If you want to jump right in to some pick-up lines, take the red pill. If you want to make your own astounding line, take the blue pill. If you want to ask a question, press 3. And if you want to see what else I have to offer, call the last one. It's worth your while.

The Noid Brand Pick-Up Lines
The Noid The Guide To Crafting A Pick-Up Line of Stimulative Proportions
Uncle Noid's One-on-One FAQ, DBQ, BBQ, And Other, More In-Depth Interrogation
The Noid's Other Quite Attractive Tips

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