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== Summary ==
''This is what happens when I get bored and decide to write a rather crappy transcript for my attempts at random humour.''

'''READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!'''

== Transcript ==
''{Open to Conchris' House - Main Hall}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Do you get the feeling that we're being watched?

'''CRUROAR:''' NO! Of course not! Besides, it's not like something really bad is going to happen!

''{The scene suddenly shifts to a city}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' What the hell?

''{CD-I Link suddenly shows up}''

'''CD-I LINK:''' Oh boy! I can't wait to bomb some spaghetti!

''{CD-I Link suddenly explodes, revealing Weegee}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' How'd you get here?

'''WEEGEE:''' ...

''{Weegee suddenly turns into [[Image:Well.PNG]] and flies off}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' IS THE WRITER INSANE?!

''{Cut to the writer's desk}''

'''ANGEL:''' It didn't have Forest in it!

'''DEVIL:''' Quick! Spam more zeroes!

''{The writer quickly writes down several zeroes, cut back to the city, the buildings are filled with zeroes}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Seriously, this better stop right now...

''{The screen fades to black}''

'''THE SUFFERING WILL CONTINUE'''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Aww crap!