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''{Raiku walks in, wearing a leather jacket.}''

'''RAIKU:''' I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT BECAUSE I.... LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER

''{Raiku then pulls out a bottle of hair gel and rubs it on his head}''

'''RAIKU:''' I CAN TALK ANY KIND OF TALK BECAUSE I.... LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER

''{Raiku walks to a burger shop and orders a burger.}''

'''RAIKU:''' AND YOU KNOW YOU WISH YOU COULD LOOK LIKE ME

''{Raiku eats the burger, pays the bill and walks out.}''

'''RAIKU:''' LISTEN, I CAN MAKE ANY WOMAN MINE BECAUSE.... I LOOK GOOD IN LEATHER

''{Strong Intelligent runs in, wearing the same thing.}''

'''SI:''' I CAN ROCK HER BODY SO GOOD IT BLOWS HER MIND.... BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO ''{BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP}'' BETTER

''{Raiku pushes Strong Intelligent out of the way.}''

'''RAIKU:''' BET YOU WISHING YOU CAN BE JUST LIKE ME

'''SI:''' HELL NAW, MOTHER''{BEEP}'' I'M SO COOL WITH ATTITUDE AND EGO TO SPARE

''{Suddenly, a giant weight falls on them both. Sephiroth walks in.}''

'''SEPHIROTH:''' That sorts things out... Because I look good in leather. ''{Walks out}''