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== Don't do it... ==

''{Skullbuggy is standing on a random street corner. Suddenly, For no reason at all, Haurhi Suzumiya walks by}''

'''SKULLY:''' ''{Mischievious smile}'' Nyeheheh...

'''???:''' Don't even friggin' think about it...

'''SKULLY:''' ''{Turns around quickly to see Im a Bell}'' What?

'''BELL:''' Don't do it...

'''SKULLY:''' But I wasn't gonna do anything!

'''BELL:''' Sure you weren't...

'''SKULLY:''' Fine... ''{Sighs}''

''{A random group of JUS sprites walk by}''

'''SKULLY:''' ''{Mischievious smile}'' Nyeheheheh...

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Appears, standing behind Bell}'' Ahem.

'''SKULLY:''' OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

== SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM ==

''{Connor (real life Badstar) is on his computer. He goes to the wiki user wiki to see he has a new message}''

'''CONNOR:''' Oooh! ''{Clicks the link to his talk page}'' Lets see what've got he-

''{All of a sudden, Cow Puncher's head bursts out of his monitor, sending glass flying everywhere, and knocking down Connor}''

'''COW:''' JOIN ALL MY FANSTUFFS NAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!

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== It is complete! ==

''{Open to dark room lit by only candle light. Chwoka appears to be hunched over a keyboard typing furiously}''

'''CHWOKA:''' ''{Self-narration}'' For weeks and weeks, hours and continuous hours, I have been working on my greatest piece of writing yet... I have worked days, nights, only eating half a ham and cheese sandwhich each day...

''{Chwoka picks up said sandwich and takes a bite, instantly spitting it out}''

'''CHWOKA:''' And not even good sandwiches at that! But today... it has ended today... ''{Speaking. Smiles and presses save page}'' IT IS FINISHED!

''{2 minutes later. Chwoka is on the phone}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Yes, I would like a large-

''{Doorbell}''

'''CHWOKA:''' Excuse me for a moment. ''{Puts down phone and walks to door. Opens it to reveal hundreds of people}'' Um... ye-

'''RANDOM PERSON:''' CAMEO IN FIC PLZ

'''RANDOM PERSON #2:''' YA AND YOU SHOULD PUT IN A SINGING WHALE

'''RANDOM PERSON #3:''' I'M GONNA WRITE SOMETHING EXACTLY LIKE THIS! AND I MEAN LITERALLY EXACTLY LIKE THIS!

''{The air is soon filled with demands and ridiculous comments. Chwoka's eye twitches. He slowly drops to his knees and looks towards the sky, arms raised over head}''

'''CHWOKA:''' WHY GOD, WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?

== Britannia Sephiroth and the Raiku of a million fanstuffs ==

''{Open to a deep jungle. Suddeny, a machete rips through long greens vines and leaf tangles. Sephiroth walks through the hole}''

'''SEPH:''' I am here...

''{Camera turns around to show Sephiroth facing a large temple}''

'''SEPH:''' The temple of Raiku! Legends says this is the reason the WUW is so overpopulated... because here, contains Raiku, the creator of all useless fanstuff!

''{Dramatic music}''

''{Cut to inside of temple. A large boulder blocking the entry way in is slowly pushed away. Seph enters the temple, panting heavily}''

'''SEPH:''' ''{Pant}'' Now to... ''{Pant}'' save the wuw! ''{Coughs}''

''{Cut to much later. Sephiroth is wandering through the stone halls of the temple}''

'''SEPH:''' Not much long-

''{All of a sudden, a giant monstrous fanstuff drops down from the ceiling}''

'''THE WIKI TIKI:''' WHO DARES ENTER

'''SEPH:''' I-it can't be... ONE OF RAIKU'S USELESS FANSTUFFS! 

''{Guitar riff. Cut to an RPG looking screen. Sephiroth and The Wiki Tiki are facing each other}''

'''BATTLE... START!'''

'''FIRST MOVE GOES TO BRITANNIA SEPHIROTH'''

''{Seph pulls out his machete and stabs the wiki tiki}''

'''DAMAGE TAKEN! WIKI TIKI DEFEATED'''

'''WIKI TIKI:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ''{Explodes}''

''{Victory music}''

'''20 EXP GAINED!'''

''{Cut to much later. Sephiroth is running from a giant boulder.  He grabs a vine and swings above a giant pit, landing on the other side. Suddenly, a small door opens below him, and he falls. Cut to a golden room. Seph lands on his knees}''

'''SEPH:''' Ugh... w-where am I-

'''RAIKU:''' WHO DARES ENTER MY LAIR?

'''SEPH:''' ''{Quickly jumps up. Camera swings around to reveal... Raiku!}'' ''{Gasp}'' Its you! R-raiku! Please! Let me destroy all your fanstuff and bring peace to the land!

'''RAIKU:''' ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

'''SEPH:''' Fine... then have at you! Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

'''BATTLE START'''

'''FIRST MOVE GOES TO RAIKU'''

''{Raiku fires ice at Seph}''

'''RAIKU USED ICE! 7 DAMAGE!'''

'''BRITTANIA SEPHIROTH'S TURN'''

''{Seph turns around quickly and moonwalks straight into Raiku}''

'''BRITTANIA SEPHIROTH USED SUPER MOONWALK! ATTACK BLOCKED'''

'''RAIKU'S MOVE'''

'''RAIKU:''' FEEL MY POWER! '''OVERDRIVE'''!

''{All '''106''' fanstuffs are fired at Sephiroth}''

'''SEPH:''' GAHHHHHH!!! 

'''RAIKU USED OVERDRIVE! CRITICAL HIT!'''

'''SEPH:''' Must... defeat... Raiku! TRANSFORMATION!

''{Seph starts to glow. Suddenly, in a flash of light, he is now wearing a white fedora hat, a white suit jacket, with a white tie and blue undershirt, white pants, and white shoes}'' 

'''SEPH:''' Okay, monster! Now I believe its about time you... BEAT IT! ''{Seph leaps in front of Raiku and does the Smooth Criminal dance while hurting him in the process. He finishes the "dance of death" by pulling out a machine gun and rapidly firing at him}'' AAAAAAAHHH!!!

'''RAIKU:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ''{Explodes}''

'''SEPH:''' Yes! The wiki is safe once again! CHAMONE

== LIKE DOCTOR OTAGONAPUS BUT NOT ==

''{Open to show Lemon Demon talking to Strong Rad}''

'''LEMON DEMON:''' Ands that when I found out I had no kidney!

'''STRONG RAD:''' W-...what was the point of that story?

'''LEMON DEMON:''' I HAVE ABSOLUTLEY NO IDEA 

''{Long moment of silence}''

'''STRONG RAD:''' So, anyw-

''{All of a suddenly Dinoshaur appears out of nowhere and punches the two offscreen}''

'''DINOSHAUR:''' ''{Pelvic thrusting rapidly}'' mah balls in yo face

== Only appearence ==

'''BADSTAR:''' Hello, I'm Badstar and this is the only time you'll be seeing me in this. 

''{A shooting star with a rainbow attacthed appears above Badstar. On the rainbow are the words, "The more you know"}''

== The Noid is to be avoided ==

'''THE NOID:''' FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I WON'T STEAL YOUR DAMN PIZZA SO STOP JOKING ABOUT IT DAMN

== The reason ==

''{Open to see the page that shows all 106 of Raiku's things. Then it goes to tons of unmade pages. Then it shows pages that haven't been updated since 2007 or 2008. Then it shows pages with only 5 or ten words on them. The image zooms out to reveal Ryan Bluefox looking at the Wiki User Wiki}''

'''RYAN:''' ''{Sigh}'' This is exactly why I stopped making fanstuff...

== The great rise and fall of The Cheese ==

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== The End ==

''{Open to a large stage with a giant red curtain. The curtain pulls back to show everybody featured above wearing suits and tophats}''

''{Music starts playing}''

'''EVERYBODY:''' ''{Singing}'' So long and thanks for all the fish! So sad that it should come this! We tried to warn you all, but oh dear!

'''SKULLBUGGY:''' You may not share our intellect! Which might explain your disrespect!

'''IM A BELL:''' For all the natural wonders that grow around you!

'''CHAOS:''' So long, so long, and thanks for all the fish!

'''CONNOR:''' The world's about to be destroyed! There's no point getting all annoyed! Lie back and let the planet dissolve!

'''COW PUNCHER:''' Despite those nets of tuna fleets, We thought that most of you were sweet!

'''CHWOKA:''' Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women!

'''EVERYBODY:''' So long, so long, so long, so long, so long so long, so long, so long, so long, so long!

'''SEPHIROTH AND RAIKU:''' So long and thanks for all the fish!

'''LEMON AND STRONG RAD:''' So long and thanks for all the fish!

'''DINOSHAUR:''' If I had just one last wish, it would be for a tasty fish...

'''BADSTAR:''' So long and thanks for all the fish! So sad that it should come to this! We tried to warn you all but oh dear!

'''THE NOID:''' Despite those nets of tuna fleets, We thought that most of you were sweet!

'''RYAN:''' Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women!

'''EVERYBODY:''' So long, so long, so long, so long, so long, so long, so long, so long, so long, so long!

'''DOGGY:''' ''{Has the best singing voice out of all of them}'' So long... so long... and thanks for all the FIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

''{The audience erupts into applause}''

'''END'''