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[[Image:Conemailemail91.PNG|thumb|YOUR SHARK A SPLODE! Conchris stuns the shark, which seems to give off an explosion]]
== Summary ==
''Conchris goes to some kinda island to free Strong Sader and Gilbert, then comes back.''

'''Cast in order of appearance:'''

'''Page Title:''' ARGLEBARGLE!

== Transcript ==
'''CONCHRIS:''' Back checking emails! Let's check thisa one!

<blockquote class=email>
Dear Conchris,<br />
We are stuck in a prison Somewhere!<br />
HELP!<br />
Strong Sader + Gilbert<br />
</blockquote>

'''CONCHRIS:''' ''{typing}'' Somewhere? Isn't that the island that houses insane natives? And Homsars? This definitely sounds like a mission. I'm on my way!

''{Conchris runs off-screen, cut to the airport}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey! You! Yeah, you!

'''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh?

'''CONCHRIS:''' AHH! Not you again! Okay, I would like a ticket to Somewhere, please.

'''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh mneh meh meh!

'''CONCHRIS:''' What do you mean Somewhere doesn't exist? It does!

'''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh mneh...

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay fine, don't let me unleash my killer robot lions on you!

'''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh meh!

'''CONCHRIS:''' ALRIGHT! Jeeze...

''{Cut to the ocean, Conchris is in a boat}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, now all I have to do is...

''{A shark swallows the boat, cut to inside the shark}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Oh great, now what am I going to do?

''{Cut to the ocean, an explosion appears from the water, a pause and Conchris rises to the surface}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Okay, time for Plan B...

''{Cut to the airport}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' I'd like a ticket to Somewhere please.

'''CHEAT AIRLINES CHEAT:''' Meh mneh meh meh mneh meh mnehmeh!

'''CONCHRIS:''' GAH! Why am I always coming here when they don't have tickets to Somewhere?

''{Cut to the ocean}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Maybe this time I won't get swallowed by a-

''{A shark swallows the boat, an explosion and Conchris rises to the surface}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' This is getting ridicolous!

''{Cut to inside the helicopter}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Why didn't I think of that before!

''{Homestar walks in}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey Conchris!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey. So... Anything happen yet?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, not really, but I let Frank Benddetto drive.

'''CONCHRIS:''' Good for y- Wait? YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US!

'''HOMESTAR:''' I know! Can you believe it?

'''CONCHRIS:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!

''{Conchris jumps out the side, distant screams are heard and then a thump}''

''{Cut to the prison}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' How did I survive?

''{Camera pans out to reveal a trampoline}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Thank goodness for the convienantly placed trampoline! Why did I say that anyway? Ah well...

''{Cut to some kinda prison cell with a sign pointing towards it saying "WE ARE HERE!"}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Where are they?

''{Conchris walks off-screen}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh come on! It's very obvious we're here!

''{Conchris walks back on-screen}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Hey look! A sign!

''{Conchris starts to climb up to the sign}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh no, now he's going to do something to the sign, oh great, that's just great!

'''CONCHRIS:''' Kaboom! Kaboom!

''{Conchris runs off-screen, revealing the bombs}''

'''STRONG SADER:''' Oh cra-

''{Cut to the island, an explosion occurs sending Strong Sader and Gilbert flying into the helicopter, the helicopter leaves}''

''{Cut back to inside prison}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Aww! I forgot to rescue them! Ah well, might as well teleport out.

''{Conchris teleports out, cut to Conchris' computer room, Conchris re-appears}''

'''CONCHRIS:''' Thank goodness! Home Sweet Home!

'''OVERVOICE:''' Wait, if you could do that, why didn't you do it in the first place?

'''CONCHRIS:''' WHY DIDN'T I DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE?! AUGH! ''{smacks head on keyboard and leaves it there, the computer starts beeping every 2 seconds}''

{{thepaperconchris|wittyremark=20X6!}}

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== Author's Comment ==
4/5 - I liked this email alot, I liked the part with the explosion.