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'''Q:''' Why isn't the sky blue?

'''A:''' Because poppy seeds can put people to sleep in foreign countries.

'''Q:''' Why does cheese taste good?

'''A:''' It doesn't.

'''Q:''' How do you get these bags of Cheetos open?

'''A:''' Wait...you have to open those? I thought you ate them whole!

'''Q:''' Why can't I punch a cow without feeling pain?

'''A:''' Only on alternate weekends.

'''Q:''' Hi.

'''A:''' Blarg?

'''Q:''' Why are we here?

'''A:''' Because destiny had a few too many cold ones.

'''Q:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Creepy people.

'''Q:''' Why didn't Chaos ask a question?

'''A:''' Chaos doesn't have to ask questions if he doesn't want answers to anything.

'''Q:''' Why are there carnivores and herbivores?

'''A:''' Because Curbivores sounded stupid.

'''Q:''' What is 2+2?

'''A:''' 22

'''Q:''' If good and evil are diametrically opposed, what about the anti-heroes and other neutral characters in a story?

'''A:''' They're opposed to not cheese... and not pigeons.

'''Q:''' Why did I say blarg?

'''A:''' Because you live in a pineapple under the sea.

'''Q:''' How do you play Fork Baseball... in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Very carefully.

'''Q:''' What time isn't it?

'''A:''' Naked Time!Put your pants on, Dumbledore!

'''Q:''' Why can't I catch this pokemon?

'''A:''' Because it's in a pineapple under the sea!

'''Q:''' Will you stop already?

'''A:''' I can't! I'm stuck<small>inapineappleunderthesea</small>!!

'''Q:''' Why do ducks live in pineapples under the sea?

'''A:''' Because Spongebob died.

'''Q:''' Why do I (Sephiroth) Look good in a Tuxedo?

'''A:''' Because it's Blursday the Blurtteenth.

'''Q:''' What is Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' My foot kicking your butt.

'''Q:''' Why do I (Sephiroth) Look good in a Tuxedo, again?

'''A:''' So it takes less time to put you in the way of Chuck norris.

'''Q:''' What is for butt pies?

'''A:''' Coach Z

'''Q:''' Why is Chuck Norris living in a pineapple under the sea with a sea gull in a butt pie-coated tuxedo and Sephiroth?

'''A:''' God said let there be light.

'''Q:''' Why are we all reapeating bad jokes?

'''A:''' Because we live in a pineapple under the sea.

'''Q:''' Is this a question?

'''A:''' Is this an answer?

'''Q:''' Why does mt nose hurt?

'''A:''' Because the "answer" to the last question was actually a question.

'''Q:''' What do you get if you divide a number by zero?

'''A:''' Flying pigs!

'''Q:''' What are flying pigs?

'''A:''' Cows that learned how to swim.

'''Q:''' How come me (Kirbychu) and Userunknown are the only ones doing this?

'''A:''' I think that is a lie.

'''Q:''' Why say Bob?

'''A:''' Don't.

'''Q:''' Should George W. Bush be put on any US Currency?

'''A:''' I'll take that as a yes.

'''Q:''' Is this funny yet?

'''A:''' No. But when we find a pineapple under the sea, it will!

'''Q:''' Who didn't put a question?

'''A:''' Chuck Norris

'''Q:''' Why do people enjoy pain?

'''A:''' Chuck Norris gave them pain.

'''Q:''' Wheres the monkey?

'''A:''' Chuck Norris has it in a pineapple under the sea!

'''Q:''' Am I running out of statements involving pineapples under the sea?

'''A:''' Because I eat pineapples under the sea!

'''Q:''' Can pigs be pigs?

'''A:''' Only on Mondays, and every other Friday.

'''Q:''' Why don't people remeber to leave a question?

'''A:''' It was the will of the Scientologists!

'''Q:''' Why are you burning slowly?

'''A:''' Thank you for sharing your problems.

'''Q:''' Zeeeky Boogy Doog?

'''A:''' Only on days that end in "y". 

'''Q:''' Why are stupid questions being asked?

'''A:''' That's the point.

'''Q:''' Why didn't I ask a question?

'''A:''' Did you want an answer?

'''Q:''' Did anyone get arrowed?

'''Q:''' Would anyone care if a question wasn't answered?

'''A:''' Farfegnuten.

'''Q:''' Why come Chaos never leaves questions?

'''A:''' You mother.

'''Q:''' Will Chaos ask a frickin' question after this!?!

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' What is Chaos' password?

'''A:''' Nice try.

'''Q:''' Somehow, I  expected that...?

'''A:''' That's also attempted hacking. Bad Kirbychu.

'''Q:''' When did we begin using logical questions and answers?

'''A:''' The heck are those?!

'''Q:''' Why didn't anyone answer if anyone got arrowed?

'''A:''' Because we got Chuck Norris'ed!

'''Q:''' Why come only one girl?

'''A:''' Because one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power ALL of Australia for 44 minutes, and a Chuck Norris tae-kwon-do session could power America, Australia, The Bottom half of China, and Europe for half a day.

'''Q:''' Is Chaos watching his back?Why come?

'''A:''' No. No.

'''Q:''' What's 2+2?

'''A:''' That was already asked.

'''Q:''' Sprite?

'''A:''' I already gave Userunknown the website to make the sheet. He can take it from there.

'''Q:''' Why come Chaos think that I'm Kirbychu?

'''A:''' I KNOW that was Kirbychu, I'm only saying because he brought it up.

'''Q:''' Where's the dog?

'''A:''' In a pineapple under the sea!

'''Q:''' Why won't I stop mentioning a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Axel demands that you watch Spongebob for 1 hour.

'''Q:''' Got it memorized?

'''A:''' Pikachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Q:''' Make war?

'''A:''' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH77MkjeZd0&feature=related Sephiroth says yes]

'''Q:''' Not peace?

'''A:''' Only one person said yes to war. Everyone else said yes to peace.

'''Q:''' Possums?

'''A:''' Pest control.

'''Q:''' Sephiroth?

'''A:''' Quite possibly.

'''Q:'''Why not bob?

'''A:''' Because Mama Luigi said so.

'''Q:''' Pickles?

'''A:''' No, Pineapples under the sea.

'''Q:''' SOMEBODY<small>pineappleunderthesea</small> SHOOT ME, PLEASE?

'''A:''' I'M A FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!!

'''Q:''' Has this descended into chaos yet?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' Has this descended into Sparta yet?

'''A:''' Who-ta?

'''Q:''' Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

'''A:''' ''{Kirbychu HR'D stands up}''

'''Q:''' Is it I before E, accept after C?

'''A:''' In most cases, yes. In some, no.

'''Q:''' Is 4Wimps better than 4Kids?

'''A:''' Actually, I perfer the air.

'''Q:''' Can I join the pringles fanclub?

'''A:''' NOT IF THE DORRITOS CLUB CAN HELP IT!

'''Q:''' When's the last time any of us went outside?

'''A:''' I don't know about you, but I had to walk home from the library et 7 yesterday.

'''Q:''' Is Sparta in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' ...Your mother.

'''Q:''' Why is this page dusty?!?!?

'''A:''' Because you breathe.

'''Q:''' I lost my remote. Where is it?

'''A:''' It's going to be in the last place you look. Seriously.

'''Q:''' What ever happened to Robot Jones?

'''A:''' He lost.

'''Q:'''Who framed roger rabbit?

'''A:''' You on an alternate timeline.

'''Q:'''Why can't chaos not be a weirdo who can't ask questioons?

'''A:''' Because Homsar was raised by a cup of coffee.

'''Q:''' <span style="font-family:Webdings;">Why is this question in Webdings?</span>

'''A:''' Because only weird people ASK stupid questions, but Chaos answers them.

'''Q:''' <span style="font-family:Webdings;">Do you ever answer a question in Webdings?</span>

'''A:''' No, but I should try.

'''Q:''' So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?

'''A:''' How about I throw an undersea pineapple at you?

'''Q:''' How am I doing at this?

'''A:''' You aren't, this is just a dream.

'''O:''' Where my hat is at?

'''A:''' A Shark's lower intestine.

'''Q:''' Why is SMB: The Lost Levels so EVILLY hard?

'''A:''' Because it is endorsed by Chaos.

'''Q:''' Where is the enclosed instruction book?

'''A:''' You ate it.

'''Q:''' Are you sure the enclosed instruction book isn't in the Green Grass and High Tides?

'''A:''' If by green grass you mean a pineapple, and by high tides you mean under the sea, then yet.

'''Q:''' What is that?

'''A:''' A song.

'''Q:''' <span style="font-family:Webdings;">Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?</span>

'''A:''' Basically everybody.

'''Q:''' Who ''doesn't'' live in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Ironically, SpongeBob.

'''Q:''' Why?

'''A:''' Two plus gold.

'''Q:''' How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if it was Woodchuck Norris?

'''A:''' Chuck Norris wouldn't need to be a woodchuck.

'''Q:''' Does Chuck Norris live in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Only when his regular house collapses because of Chuck's awesomeness.

'''Q:''' What does the word Sneezepuppet mean?

'''A:''' An orange Lakitu...inapineappleunderthesea.

'''Q:''' This is not a question.

'''A:''' Is this an answer?

'''Q:''' Is London Calling?

'''A:''' No, it's Zordon.

'''Q:''' What's the square root of Darth Vader?

'''A:''' Zordon.

'''Q:''' Does Heavy has been nerfed?

'''A:''' Only on Wednesdays.

'''Q:''' Weegee and Malleo walk into a FIRE FLOWER. What happens?

'''A:''' ZORDON SUMMONS THE MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS.

'''Q:''' Do you think Jeran is the coolest person in Neopia?

'''A:''' Only if he/she buys a Scorpion doll.

'''Q:''' Do you want a Scorpion doll?

'''A:''' No. Mr. Hedgehog wouldn't like that.

'''Q:''' ''{Jeran slices Mr. Hedgehog open}'' '''JERAN:''' WHAT NOW?!

'''A:''' I'll use my spare. ''{pulls out another Mr. Hedgehog Doll.}''

'''Q:''' ''{Jeran does the Caramelldansen}''

'''A:''' ''{Scorpion tears the head off of the Mr. Hedgehog doll}''

'''Q:''' Doesn't Sub-Zero do that?

'''A:''' '''SCORPION:''' Yes.

'''Q:''' What if a Caramelldansen was a fatality?

'''A:''' The song would be stuck in your head for all eternity!!!

'''Q:''' Has anyone defeated Motaro in UMK for the DS?

'''A:''' No. I don't like MK.

'''Q:''' Anyone except Chaos?

'''A:''' Ryan Bluefox can create humorous moments with a knight of Meridell. ''{Jeran's pants explode}''

'''Q:''' Has Jeran ever defeated Motaro?

'''A:''' No, but he killed Lord Kass, who was an egomaniacal psycopathic leader-type villain.

'''Q:''' He ''KILLED'' him?!?!

'''A:''' No. Jeran kicked Kass into the portal leading to SSBB after shouting, "THIS IS MERIDELL!" There, Kass met Bowser who owned him, and turned Kass into a trophy.

'''A:''' And to celebrate, they made the game Whack-A-Kass. That poor Kass doll...''{sniffle}''

'''Q:''' Should Chaos make sprites of a Kass Doll? It could be the Tails Doll in Kass form.

'''Q:''' Picture Jeran in a Solid Snake outfit.

'''A:''' Find one of those YouTube videos where they attempt to take Master Chief's helmet. Same premise.

'''Q:''' Jeran gets a Codec call. Who is it from?

'''A:''' His mother.

'''Q:''' I've never seen a Kano Transformation

'''A:''' Jeran has no mother. His family is the Neopets Team.

'''Q:''' Where does SpongeBob live?

'''A:''' In H-E-double-pineappleunderthesea.

'''Q:''' When will GGAHTF Episode 4 be released?

'''A:''' When we feel like it.

'''Q:''' When will we feel like it?

'''A:''' When Jeran gets OWNED by an Attack Pea.

'''Q:''' Who is better? Jeran or Mr. Hedgehog?

'''A:''' LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!

'''Q:''' Let's Play Arkanoid DS?

'''A:''' NEEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!1

'''Q:''' Are we not men?

'''A:'''Tarzan, go tell Mr. Hilter to be quiet.

'''Q:''' Who is Han solo?

'''A:''' Indiana Jones in a pineapple...IN SPACE!

'''Q:''' I came for the cake.  Where is it?

'''A:''' In Jeran's stomach.

'''Q:'''JERAAAAAAAAAAAAN LENKINS?!?!?

'''A:''' SUMMON TIGERSQUASH.

'''Q:''' Superman 64 or E.T. for the Atari?

'''A:''' BAAAAHHHH!!!

'''Q:''' Doesn't anyone get the "Are We Not Men" thing?

'''A:''' Bring hope to humanity.

'''Q:'''Is it midnight in monkey mans brain?

'''A:''' No, it's IWILLEATYOURSOUL o'clock there.

'''Q:''' Whaaaaaaat?

'''A:''' ?taaaaaaahW

'''Q:''' Are we DEVO?

'''A:'''It's not to late.

'''Q:'''Who is Leroy jenkins?

'''A:''' Jeran on World of Warcraft.

'''Q:'''DO A BARREL ROLL?

'''A:''' NO NO NO NO NO.

'''Q:''' Pokemon kakeru ka na?

'''A:''' RUN AWAY IT'S MATTHEW LESKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!@2@!!!!!!!!!!!!!onedytwoat!!!!!!

'''Q:''' Shall Vocaloid rule the world someday?

'''A:''' No, Zordon and the Power Rangers will destroy him and keep the world safe.

'''Q:''' What, no question?

'''A:''' No answer.

'''Q:''' What if Jeran never existed?

'''A:''' No answer.

'''Q:'''<big>WHO IS IT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</big>

'''A:'''...No answer.

'''Q:''' ACE REASSEMBLE R.O.B.?

'''A:''' Mr. Hedgehog will rebuild R.O.B.

'''Q:''' How did the pineapple under the sea meme get so widely propogated?

'''A:''' 4CHEN.

'''Q:''' ?2+2 si tahW (Darn reverse question mark not supported.)

.ruoF ''':A'''

'''Q:''' AWESOME VIDEO GAMES?

'''A:''' Jack Thompson.

'''Q:''' Good morning, Ace.  Are you hypnotized?

'''A:''' There is no Ace. Only Zuul.

'''Q:''' KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

'''A:''' Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

'''Q:''' Did you start the fire, or was it burning since the world was turning?

'''A:''' I'm not even going to bother looking up the lyrics, because if I put them here, the internet would explode, sooo...WE ARE DEVO!!!

'''Q:''' HAW!?!?!?!?

'''A:''' <insert HRFWiki meme here>

'''Q:''' <insert 4chan reference here>

'''A:''' DESUDESUDESUDESUSHOOPDAWHOOPDESUDESUDESUDESU...

'''Q:''' Why?

'''A:''' Because some people are insane.

'''Q:''' I AM ERROR?

'''A:''' No. It would be "X on ERROR". Duh.

'''Q:''' I've never seen a Kano transformation...

'''A:''' I ''really'' don't care.

'''Q:''' Why have the questions and answers been reversed?

'''A:''' What?

'''Q:''' What??

'''A:''' '''WHAT?'''

'''Q:''' Dear god, they're back!

'''A:''' [[Image:WeegeeSP.PNG|LOOK INTO HIS EYES!]]

'''Q:''' Are you the prince of Bel Air?

'''A:''' ''THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT TWISTED UPSIDE DOWN...''

'''Q:''' [[Image:WeegeeSP.PNG|WEEGEE!]]?

'''A:''' Blurgh.

'''Q:''' AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!!

'''A:''' [[Image:WeegeeSP.PNG|YES!!!!! SCREAM AND RUN!!!!!!!!!!]]

'''Q:''' Seriously, though, what's with all the Weegees?

'''A:''' [[Image:MalleoSP.PNG|FIRE FLOWER]]

'''Z:''' Is this a question or an answer?

'''A:''' I couldn't care less what you wear or what you look like, It all depends on what you cook like: Beef, Pork, Chicken, Mmmm....

'''Q:''' Can I go the distance?

'''A:''' If you buy a Scorpion doll, then yes you will.

'''Q:''' [[Image:Mr.Hedgehog.PNG|Mr.Hedgehog.PNG]]?

'''A:''' [[Image:Buyascorpiondoll.gif]].

'''Q:''' [[Image:MalleoSP.PNG|MALLEO!]] + [[Image:WeegeeSP.PNG|WEEGEE!]] = ?

'''A:''' [[Image:MalleoSP.PNG|MALLEO!]] + [[Image:WeegeeSP.PNG|WEEGEE!]] = [[Image:Army man vs wells.png]] - [[Image:Well.PNG]] = [[Image:Mr.Hedgehog.PNG|Mr.Hedgehog.PNG]] X [[Wikihood/Infity|Non Canon Cannon]] =

<big><big><big><big><big><big>'''ALL       
HELL


       
BROKEN


       
LOOSE!!!'''        

</big></big></big></big></big></big>

'''Q:''' What the heck was ''that'' garglemesh?

'''A:''' Listerine.

'''Q:''' What is love?

'''A:''' [[Image:Mr.Hedgehog.PNG|DON'T HURT MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]

'''Q:'''Your time is up, Doktor Jones! Any last words?

'''A:''' Um, ok, I'd, um...i...Um...um...um...um...um...

[[Image:Mr.Hedgehog.PNG|Capital D, Colon.]]

'''Q:''' [[Image:Moskau! Moskau!.gif]]

'''A:''' [http://moskaudance.ytmnd.com/ Here you go.]

'''Q:''' ''{Sings entirety of Through The Fire and Flames}''

'''A:''' Good question.

'''Q:''' Why is my left eye exploding?

'''A:''' Because it ate beef jerky on the last Friday of 2006.

'''Q:''' Why is a quarter shaped like a trifrangle?

'''A:''' Because the magic ham said so.

'''Q:''' Why did the magic ham say so?

'''A:''' DO NOT DESPAIR, PATRICK.  UNDER THE SOUTHERN CROSS, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

'''Q:''' Whaaaa?!?

'''A:''' StarTropics.

'''Q:''' Does say the logic of Star Trek?

'''A:''' Your sentence was garbled, but here is my answer: StarTropics was an NES game made by Nintendo in 1990.  It was similar to The Legend Of Zelda, but it was also unique.  Its sequel, StarTropics II:Zoda's Revenge, was the 2<sup>nd</sup> to last game made for the NES, the last being Wario's Woods.

'''Q:'''Are you still alive?

'''A:''' Only if the Magic Ham<sup>TM</sup> says so.

'''Q:''' Is the cake a lie.

'''A:''' The cake isn't a lie...'''THE CAKE IS ALIVE!'''

'''Q:''' Will the cake buy a Scorpion doll?

'''A:''' The cake will fire deadly neurotoxins through the emitters.

'''Q:''' Will it fire deadly neurotoxins into a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Only if the Magic Ham<sup>TM</sup> says so.

'''Q:''' Left or right?

'''A:''' Chuck Norris.

'''Q:''' What is the center nothing?

'''A:''' A time paradox.

'''Q:''' Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?

'''A:''' Bulbasaur.

'''Q:''' When are people going to stop referencing that damn Portal game?

'''A:''' HUGE SUCCESS.

'''Q:''' Sharoth or Glabal?

'''A:''' RADICOLA!

'''Q:''' Will you all shut up about Chuck Norris and that damn pineapple?

'''A:''' Signs point to "Obligatory Homestar Character saying something every 10 lines"

'''Q:''' Super Sam like Mudkips?

'''A:''' He's more of a Homsar person.

'''Q:''' Where are you from, Americola?

'''A:''' No, I'm from Johto.

'''Q:''' Ruby or Sapphire?

'''A:''' Hunchback of Notre Dame.

'''Q:''' I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemys beware?

'''A:''' No, because Hamlet died.

'''Q:''' Do you like Green Eggs and Eggs?

'''A:''' I do not like them, Chad Warden.

'''Q:''' Where is the cow?

'''A:''' Eating Green Eggs and Eggs.

'''Q:''' Would you, could you, on a boat?

'''A:''' I would like them here.

'''Q:''' Here?

'''A:''' Here.

'''Q:''' Would you like them in a house?

'''A:''' I do not like spicy curry.  I do not like it, Dedede.

'''Q:''' [[Image:Moskau! Moskau!.gif]]

'''A:''' Alright, this has gone on too long.  The only way to save this fanstuff now is to FIRE MY LAZOR BLAAAH!

'''Q:''' Why do you like firing your lazor?

'''A:''' Because [[Image:GA.PNG|50px]] told me to.

'''Q:''' It talks?!

'''A:''' By farting.

'''Q:''' Ok, so Turtwig, Chimchar, or Piplup?

'''A:''' Scorpion.

'''Q:''' Will [[Image:GA.PNG|50px]] buy a Scorpion doll?

'''S:''' Wait. What?

'''Q:''' Choose your enemy?

'''A:''' [[Image:Linus.PNG]]

'''Q:''' How?

'''A:''' How now brown cow?

'''Q:''' How come sometimes when I'm outside a train goes into the red 6 of diamonds?

'''A:'''...It' '''WHO''' now brown cow.

'''Q:''' so I heard Chaos lieks Mudkips?

'''A:''' [http://pokefanstuff.scribblewiki.com/index.php?title=PFWiki:Sandbox&diff=prev&oldid=230 Clearly I don't].

'''A:''' [[Image:Moskau!_Moskau!.gif]]

'''Q:''' [[Image:Moskau!_Moskau!.gif]]

'''A:''' Not a grood idea.

'''Q:''' So I heard Chaos lieks Turtwigs?

'''A:''' HAET MOAR THAN MUDKIPZ.

'''Q:''' So I heard Chaos lieks Chikoria?

'''A:''' Yes. Love them.

'''A:''' '''FIRST CHAOS:''' I DO!

'''Q:''' '''DAVROS:''' Can I rule the world?

'''A:''' '''CHAOS:''' After you let me answer the questions that are so obviously asked to me!

'''Q:''' Can Chikorita be a wiki meme?

'''A:''' [[The Great Meme Rebellion of 2008|Don't press your luck]].

'''Q:''' O DER?

'''A:''' This question is not one that I can answer in any logical way other than this.

'''Q:''' Why has this page become "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a  4chan Meme?"

'''A:''' Because not all of these are from 4chan.

'''Q:''' Why is Luigi in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Because you guys are unoriginal.

'''Q:''' ''{Looks up at all of the Moskau images}''

'''A:''' Sephiroth put those there. Not me.

'''Q:''' What is a man?

'''A:''' Not you.

'''BURN ALMIGHTY! OUCH!'''

'''Q:''' Am I blue?

'''A:''' Well, the buggy part is.

'''Q:''' Does Mudkip live in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' Ironically, they live in volcanoes.

'''Q:''' Would you like a box?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs with a Chikorita?

'''A:''' I don't care for burnt eggs.

'''Q:''' Should I get out of the way of this falling tree?

'''A:''' You can't, it's a Sudowoodo.

'''Q:''' Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on a plane with snakes on it, and sitting next to a Chikorita in a pineapple under the sea?

'''A:''' No. If anything, that makes me want to throw up rather than eat.

'''Q:''' Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on a boat on top of a plane with snakes on it, under a pineapple under the sea, and a Chikorita with you on the boat?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' YES?

'''A:''' Grinch.

'''Q:''' Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on top of a goat that's in a boat with a Chikorita on top of a plane with snakes on it, under a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' No. Get away before I call the cops.

'''Q:''' Would you like Green Eggs and Eggs on top of a police station with a goat on a boat with Chikorita on top of a plane below a train on top of a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' I'm serious. Stop.

'''Q:''' Would you, could you, with Sephiroth too?

'''A:''' I am the Touchtone Genius!

'''Q:''' Would you, could you, with serpents, Turtwig, and Sephiroth?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' Do you like Green Eggs and Eggs?

'''A:''' I Hate eggs in general. I'm more of a ham man myself.

'''Q:''' Would you like Green Ham and Ham on top of a police station with a goat on a boat with Chikorita on top of a plane below a train with a fox in a house with a mouse on top of a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' NO NEVER.

'''Q:''' MY CHILD CLOWNS ARE SOFT TO THE TOUCH

'''A:''' Now Green Ham and Ham sounds good. I'll take it! I'll take twelve!

'''Q:''' How do you get out of a police station with a goat on a boat in a jail cell with a Chikorita on top of a plane below a train with a fox in a house with a mouse over there and here in a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' As fast as you possibly can.

'''Q:''' Why do you people insist on over-complicating green-colored meals?

'''A:''' Because if we did it with purple-colored meals it would take hours.

'''Q:''' Pull to the left, pull to the right! Pull anywhere you want, just fight fight fight?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' Do you like Green Eggs and Mudkip?

'''A:''' I LIKE CHOCOLATE

'''Q:''' DO YOU LYK CHOCOBO

'''A:''' ''{tastes it}'' Nasty.

'''Q:''' How many Chocobos can you insert in a police station with a goat on a boat in a jail cell with a Chikorita on top of a plane below a train with a fox in a box in a house with a mouse over there and here in a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' DUNNO. SEVIN DWARFZ

'''Q:''' PETE THE FAT KITTY?

'''A:''' Dr. Robotnik.

'''Q:''' You dare bring Cyndaquil into my lair?

'''A:''' No, I brought a Scorpion doll.

'''Q:''' Will you buy a Scorpion doll, CD-I Ganon?

'''A:''' NO! It burns!

'''Q:''' Mr. Hedgehog, Scorpion doll, Pineapples, what about Turtwigs?

'''A:''' BUY MY CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

'''Q:''' OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNS

'''A:''' Owls?

'''Q:''' Mud!Kip?

'''A:''' Kweh!

'''Q:''' Urf...kwaaaah?

'''A:''' Kweh! ''{stabs Ryan with a Dragoon Lance}''

'''Q:''' What is better than Mr. Hedgehog?

'''A:''' [[Image:Lucas Aura Chibi Doll.png|200px]]

'''Q:''' [[Image:Fatweegee.png|200px]]?

'''A:''' HECKLE HECKLE

'''Q:''' We're Marley and Marley, our hearts were painted black!

'''A:''' Who are you?

'''Q:''' Are we not Mud! Kips?

'''A:''' No, wii are Chikoritas. U SHOULD KNOW WII HAET MUDKIPZ

'''Q:''' Bayleef?

'''A:''' Marshtomp

'''Q:''' O rly?

'''A:''' Ya rly.

'''Q:''' O rly?

'''A:''' Ya rly.

'''Q:''' No wai!

'''A:''' Wai.

'''Q:''' OH NOESS!! GIANT GUINEA PIGS ARE ATTACKING THE CITYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

'''A:''' Donald Frump.

'''Q:''' Ninjas or Pirates?

'''A:''' Arr, it be Ninja-Pirates Matey-San.

'''Q:''' Heartless or Nobodies?

'''A:''' [[Image:Lucas Aura Chibi Doll.png|200px]]

'''Q:''' Why is the sky purple at night?

'''A:''' Because the Magic Ham said so.

'''Q:''' Do you want to be The Guy?

'''A:''' I'm already The Guy; I bought a Scorpion doll!

'''Q:''' Will you buy a Scorpion doll?

'''A:''' No, I'll buy a RYAN BLUEFOX DOLL!!!

'''Q:''' [[Image:Fatweegee.png|200px]] or [[Image:chuck.jpg|200px]]?

'''A:''' Neither.

'''Q:''' Chikorita?

'''A:''' [[Image:Buyascorpiondoll.gif]]

'''Q:''' If I buy a Scorpion doll, will Chikorita be everyone's favorite Pokemon?

'''A:''' 

'''Q:''' W?

'''A:''' X

'''Q:''' Will everyone get a Scorpion doll if they get a Chikorita from a police station with goat on a boat on top of a plane with snakes going to a train with a fox in a box on a house with a mouse over here and over there in a pineapple under the sea owned by Chuck Norris and the Jugganaught?

'''A.''' Never.  Ever.  Jever.  Plever!  JIBEVVERY!  JIBNEYYY!

'''Q.''' Why must my Mac keyboard be messed up so badly?

'''A:''' Because it's a Mac.

'''Q:''' [[Image:Buyascorpiondoll.gif]] or [[Image:ScorpionDoll2.PNG]]?

'''A:''' ChikoritaScorpionDoll.

'''Q:''' Can someone answer my lengthy question?

'''A:''' There will be a fire in the sky...AND YOUR DOOM WILL RAIN DOWN!

'''Q:''' What do I win?

'''A:''' A pissed off/psycho/maniac/killer Wolf O'Donnel from the near future.

[[Image:Wolf40X6.PNG|200px]]

'''Q:''' Will that mentioned Wolf buy a Scorpion doll?

'''A:''' ''{40X6 Wolf buys a doll, then procedes to blast it to smithereens}''

'''Q:''' D-A-R-B-L-A-T spells...

'''A:''' ATTACK OF THE PSYCHO KILLER CYBER-WOLVES!

[[Image:Wolf40X6.PNG|150px]][[Image:Wolf40X6.PNG|175px]][[Image:Wolf40X6.PNG|200px]][[Image:Wolf40X6.PNG|175px]][[Image:Wolf40X6.PNG|150px]]

'''Q:''' Can Airman die?

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''Q:''' NEVAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

'''A:''' DON'T MAKE ME USE THE [[Image:Lucas Aura Chibi Doll.png|200px|I LIKE MAGIC HAMS]]

'''Q:''' Why come Cyndaquil?

'''A:''' Why come pants?

'''Q:''' So I heard you liek Cyndaquils?

'''A:''' So I heard you liek Scorpion dolls?

'''Q:''' ''{the Scorpion doll that 40X6 Wolf blew up regenerates and goes back to 40X6 Wolf}''

'''A:''' Don't worry, I'll save you!  ''{Shoots a missile at the Scorpion doll}''

'''Q:''' Why do I have a laptop that won't work, a Mac with a messed up keyboard, and an EXTREMELY slow Windows XP?

'''A:''' I don't know, but it's '''''DEFINATELY''''' Hannah Montana's fault.

'''Q:''' How will we get revenge?

'''A:''' We won't.

'''Q1:''' Why isn't the sky blue?

'''Q5:''' Because Spike Milligan is awesome. And hilarious. And awesomely hilarious.

'''A:''' That wasn't question 5.

'''Q:''' What happened to Cutman?

'''A:''' [[Image:CutmanBankrupt.PNG]]

'''A:''' I'm still only putting answers.

'''Q:''' [[Image:BigWell.gif]]?

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]].

'''Q:''' Why is this page cluttered with flustering questions?

'''A:''' Because it ''is''.

'''Q:''' WELCOME TO MY LEVEL. MY NAME IS METALMAN.

'''A:''' ''{Equips Metal Blade}''

'''Q:''' WHAT YOU SAY?

'''A:''' IT'S PSYCHOBILLY FREAKOUT!

'''Q:''' I'm thinking of something...orange...and it's small...

'''A:''' A Scorpion doll!

'''Q:''' Buy one. Yes?

'''A:''' Adventure, no. Bomb, yes.

'''Q:''' EAT A CAT

'''A:''' NO CUZ I WILL EAT [[Image:Lucas Aura Chibi Doll.png|Lucas Aura Chibi Doll]].

'''Q:'''[[Image:Lucas Aura Chibi Doll.png]] WILL EAT YOU BACK

'''A:''' [[Image:CutmanBankrupt.PNG]]

'''Q:''' [[Image:Gone Too Far.jpg]] Did...Marth...just...?

'''A:''' Yes. Now go cry in a corner while the world finally lives in peace.

'''Q:''' What's Donald Trump's catchphrase?

'''A:''' "Aw, phooey!"

'''Q:''' Applesauce?

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''Q:''' ...No.

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''A:''' [[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

'''Q:''' <big><big><big><big><big><big>'''BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!'''</big></big></big></big></big></big>

'''A:''' Hi.

'''+:''' POSITIVE

'''Q:''' So I heard you liek Cyndaquils?

'''A:''' I'm indifferent.

'''Q:''' What happened to our undersea pineapple?

'''A:''' Here it is. [[Image:pineapple.gif]]

'''A:''' I looks terrible. Let's remodel it.

[[Image:Choccobo.PNG]]

Remodeling done.

'''Q:''' What made people think that posting images was a good idea?

'''A:''' Chuck Norris. [[Image:chuck.jpg|200px]]

'''Q:''' Why do so many celebrities look like Chuck Norris?

'''A:''' They're all Chick Norris's adopted children.

'''Q:''' Who the crap is "Chick Norris"?

'''A:''' A supporter of Mr. Hedgehog. [[Image:IsupportMr.Hedgehog.PNG]]

'''Q:''' Hey, I've got a question. Could Chuck Norris microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?|

'''A:''' If he can slam a revolving door, he can eat a microwave burrito so hot.

'''Q:''' Frosty?

'''A:''' Sure. My favorite flavor is blue raspberry.

'''Q:''' W?

'''A:''' UU.

'''Q:''' Qwerty?

'''A:''' Oh, I want a Cherry Frosty.

'''Q:''' <big><big>DO WE LIKE MR. HEDGEHOG?!?!?!?!?</big></big>

'''A:''' <big><big>YES!!!</big></big>

'''Q:''' Q?

'''A:''' A.

'''Q:''' DuckTales?

'''A:''' selaTkcuD.

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'''Q:''' .- .-. . / -.-- --- ..- / ... ..- .-. . ..--..

'''.-:'''-.-- . ... .-.-.- / -.-- --- ..- / -.. .. . / -. --- .-- .-.-.-

'''Q:''' [[Image:Met.jpg]]

'''A:''' I'll have the soup.

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'''A:''' Tm8sIGl0IGlzbid0Lg== (Base64)

'''Q:''' Does Sega do what Nintendon't?

'''A:''' No, but Genesis does what Pink Floydon't.

'''Q:''' BUY A SUB-ZERO DOLL!

'''A:''' ''{Line from Hotel Mario after Luigi says "Got a light?"}''

'''Q:''' Why isn't the sky blue?

'''A:''' Because people didn't buy enough Reptile Dolls.

'''Q:''' BUY A REPTILE DOLL

'''A:''' I'd rather buy a Pokemon, thank you very much.

'''Q:''' Does Genesis do what Pink Floydon't?

'''A:''' Who knows? Who cares?

'''Q:''' Why won't anyone buy a Reptile doll?

'''A:''' Because Super Ultra Death Christ BC 2000 Version 4.0 Beta says so.

'''Q:''' Why does Super Ultra Death Christ BC 2000 Version 4.0 Beta PWN so much?

'''A:''' ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD

'''Q:''' Isn't it "Super ''Mega'' Death Christ"?

'''A:''' This is an answer.

'''Q:''' This is a question.

'''A:''' This is an answer that makes no sense.

'''Q:''' This is a question that makes no sense.

'''A:''' [[Image:chuck.jpg|200px]]. This is an answer that makes sense.

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'''A:''' Looks like we're gonna have to jump!

'''Q:''' Does the Decade Eagle run on cheese?

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'''Q:''' R0FaT1JOSU5QTEFUUyBSVUxFRSEhIQ==

'''A:''' ==QIhESRFxUVSByUUFETQ5USOJ1TaFOR

'''Q:''' EMC=2=Pie?

'''A:''' Get ready to be pistol-whipped, snowman!

'''Q:''' Does this Decade Eagle have a troll in it? Or maybe a troll?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' Are you Dr. Robotnik?

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:''' OH MY GOD YOU KILLED KENNY

'''A:''' No.

'''Q:'''Why is Chaos a smellyhead for not following the rules?

'''A:'''Because.

'''Q:'''Why is timmy stuck in a well? Why Lassie, Why?!?

'''A:'''NINJAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''Q:'''Das boot?

'''A:'''Das glove.

'''Q:'''PIRATES!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''A:''' OSVALDO!