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''{Cut to a rural scene. There are soft hills everywhere, and a small barn is in the center. Two pigs are lounging about on the section without a roof.}''

'''PIGSTON:''' So, yeah, that's my story. What was your name again?

'''PIGGY:''' My name's piggy. I was born in-

'''PIGSTON:''' Whoa, Piggy, don't get overexcited on me. So what's your story?

'''PIGGY:''' I was too young to remember most of my life. I've been told that I was born in a barn like this, but I was separated too early to remember anything. So, this is my home now, I guess.

'''PIGSTON:''' Well, settle in. It's a nice little arrangement we have here.

'''PIGGY:''' Is anyone else here? ''{he looks around}''

'''PIGSTON:''' Well, animals come, and animals go. Right now, it's just you, me, and Pigwallis over there. ''{he motions to a pig inside the barn}''

'''PIGGY:''' Pigwallis, huh.

'''PIGSTON:''' ''{shouting}'' Hey, Pigwallis!

''{Pigwallis turns his head towards the two pigs outside}''

'''PIGSTON:''' Come meet the new guy!

''{Pigwallis walks out and nods at Piggy}''

'''PIGWALLIS:''' Hello there, new guy, my name's Pigwallis.

'''PIGGY:''' ''{shyly}'' Hello Pigwallis. I'm Piggy.

'''PIGWALLIS:''' There isn't a need to be shy, Piggy.

'''PIGSTON:''' Yeah, we're all friends.

'''PIGGY:''' Heh.

'''PIGSTON:''' You are all right, Piggy.

'''PIGWALLIS:''' Yeah.

'''PIGGY:''' So, what do you guys do for fun around here?

'''PIGSTON:''' Well, I don't get bored easily. There have been times where there is absolutely no activity here at all. But usually, we just talk and eat, talk and eat.

'''PIGWALLIS:''' It's a lot more fun than it sounds.

'''PIGSTON:''' ''{looking at Piggy}'' Someone looks hungry. Let's go to the slop. I could use something to eat, too.

''{The three pigs walk towards the slop trough and begin eating}''

'''PIGGY:''' ''{sticking his head up from the slop}'' Oh, wow, this is good.

'''PIGSTON:''' ''{also removing his head from the slop}'' I told you.

''{Pigwallis burps}''

''{Pigston and Piggy laugh heartily}''

'''PIGGY:''' I like you guys. I hope that I am here to stay.

'''PIGSTON:''' Yeah, it's close to paradise around here. Nothing to harm us. Nothing to even bother us. 

'''PIGWALLIS:''' This is definitely paradise. ''{continues disposing of the slop}''

''{Farmer, a tall, older gentleman wearing overalls and a cap, carries a pail to the trough of slop}''

'''FARMER:''' More slop, pigs. ''{Farmer dumps the contents of the pail into the trough, much to the pigs' delight. Farmer exits}''

'''PIGGY:''' It looks like you were right, Pigwallis. ''{Piggy and Pigston begin disposing of the slop as well}''

''{a loud squeaking noise is heard}''

'''PIGSTON:''' ''{quickly pulls his head from the food}'' What was that?