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About
Yvonne and marissa go searching for the plants.
CAST: Marissa, Yvonne, Zorax, Maloa
SETTING: The hotel room, outside the forest, the forest.
Transcript
{cuts to the hotel room. marissa is on her bed}
MARISSA: {singing to the tune of danny boy} Oh e-e-mail, the enter key is calling. {opens her laptop.}
Subject: Free airplane tickets!Hello User:marissa12,
We're offering free airplane tickets for only twenty dollars!
offer ends soon!,
Flying ink
MARISSA: Oh, so ink gets wing privelages, but I don't? Anyways, I would enjoy some free airline ticke-
{yvonne and zorax burst into the room}
YVONNE: We're back! And we go tht eanimals! {holds up a fairly big hamster cage. the bunny (which is incredibly small, by the way) and the millipede are on seperate sides, divided by a large plastic block}
MARISSA: Good. Wait, where's maloa?
ZORAX: He go the millipede, and caught a non-lethal case of sighing side.
MARISSA: Cyanide. So, did you leave him to die in the woods?
YVONNE: {sarcastically} And we also went to the toe nail circus. {normal} We brought him to the hospital!
MARISSA: Good. So, are either of you ready for the next part?
YVONNE: I am!
ZORAX: I'll just keep an eye on the aminals.
MARISSA: Okay, sir speech impediment! {both her and yvonne leave.}
ZORAX: What's an implyment?
{cuts to back in front of the forest. marissa and yvonne walk in, and they stop. marissa takes two flower pots out of her back pack, along with two photos}
MARISSA: This is what we're looking for.
YVONNE: Zorax saw {points at one photograph} that one last time.
MARISSA: Do you remember the path you took?
YVONNE: This way! {the two walk into the forest. cuts to inside the forest. the two are just walking}
MARISSA: I take it you didn't bring any gum with you.
YVONNE: Why?
MARISSA: Ever notice how I have spasm attacks when I'm not chewing wintergreen gum?
YVONNE: {takes an unwrapped piece of gum out of her back pack, tosses it to marissa} Go nuts.
{marissa catches the gum, and puts it in her mouth. yvonne stops marissa from walking, and looks at a patch of small purple flower on the ground}
MARISSA: Looks like it's just budding. {takes a flower pot, and takes a smapp spade out of it. marissa puts some dir tinto the pot, and then smoe of the flowers}
YVONNE: Why do you need these?
MARISSA: It's in the note zoo left me when he left us.
YVONNE: So zoos leaving left you with a note zoo left you to make you leave home?
MARISSA: ...What?
YVONNE: I don't know, either.
MARISSA: {stands up, the plant now in the pot} Got it!
YVONNE: Now, to find the orangus plantus!
MARISSA: Is that a mock scientific plant name or a harry potter spell?
YVONNE: Sort of both.
{cuts to farther in the woods. it's darker here, and the plants on the ground are bigger. marissa and yvonne are walking along}
YVONNE: Do you have any clue where this plant may be?
MARISSA: No. All I know is taht it looks like an orange pitcher plant.
YVONNE: Then why dont you look out for bright orange splotches in the woods?
MARISSA: Because. duh!
YVONNE: That's a good response, I guess.
MARISSA: Good.
YVONNE: So, why do you persist on finding this?
MARISSA: This is not a wild goose chase!
YVONNE: What gooses?
MARISSA: It means that this hunt will be sucsessful!
YVONNE: Well, then, why haven't we found one yet?
MARISSA: Because we haven't found one yet!
YVONNE: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
MARISSA: Nothing!
YVONNE: I'm leaving. {walks away}
MARISSA: Whatever. Her loss. {walks the other way}
{cust to back at the hotel. zorax is there, playing with the bunny. maloa walks in. his face is a bit pale.}
MALOA: Hey, zorax.
ZORAX: Hey! Did you just get out of the hospital?
MALOA: And guess who hald to walk 7 miles to get home?
ZORAX: Abraham lincoln?
MALOA: Nevermind. Where are crutchy and bookworm?
ZORAX: In the woods.
YVONNE: {walks in} Makes that yvonne's in the not woods.
MALOA: Join the club.
YVONNE: Now, let me use marissa's laptop to get airplane tickets. {sits on marissa's bed.}
{cuts to marissa walking inside the woods.}
MARISSA: Stupid yvonne trying to leave me right when I was about to get {holds up a pot with the orange plant in it} this. {puts the plant down} I wonder why zoo said she's needed. Now, how am I gonna get that plant?
{marissa stops in her path. she looks at the plant for a few moments.}
MARISSA: ...Have I been walking wiht this the whole time?
MAN: {not seen, behind camera} I believe so!
MARISSA: WHY DO YOU PEOPLE FILM EVERYTHING?!?!?
MAN: It's our job.
MARISSA: You people scare me. {walks offscreen}
MAN: This job just gets weirder.
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Easter eggs
Click on the tree on the far left for a harp to flash twice onscreen.
Fun facts
- The hard is related to a puzzle zoo made around this time.
- "in the not woods" is a reference of not X.
- In the email animals, zorax said he saw a purple flower, which yvonne said was one of the plants marissa was looking for.
- Zoo has bene known to carry around things he's been looking for.
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