(even if you aren't vegan)
Super Adventure Stan/Go
{Open: Stan's living room. Stan is on the couch, watching television.}
MAN ON TELEVISION: Maria! Porque?!
WOMAN ON TELEVISION: Como estas, Ramon? Como estas?!
MAN ON TELEVISION: Jamon, Maria. JAMON.
{Stan chuckles.}
STAN: If I knew what they were saying, it probably wouldn't be as funny.
{Suddenly, Stan's stomach growls.}
STAN: Huh. All this Unavision really works up an appetite.
{Cut: the inside of Stan's pantry. Stan opens it up and looks around.}
STAN: Nothing? Hm.
{Cut: the inside of Stan's fridge. Stan opens it up.}
STAN: Nothing here, either? I swear I went grocery shopping yesterday...
{Stan turns away from the fridge and sighs.}
STAN: Looks like I'm going to have to go shopping. No other way around it, it looks like...
{Stan walks to his front door.}
Here's your chance, guy! Help Stan out by choosing what he's a-gonna do in each situation! If you're right, Stan's gonna do fine... but if you're wrong... well, let's just say you'd be glad you ain't Stan... got it?
