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Homestar pays for his actions against the HIA.

Summary

Cast (in order of their appearance): belstrnnmmvnmn, Stinkoman, 大棒さっさと棍子, The Cheat, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Homestar, Coach Z, Homsar, Leonard Nemoy's head, A Little Kid

Places (in order of ther appearance): Im a bell's computer room, A Torture Chamber, The Head Museum.

Transcript

IM A BELL: My heaadd, has a big ol' crack innit... In the year three-thousand...housand! {reading}

Dear agent Iab,
what did you do to homestar after you found out he asassinated Homeboss Coverup? And why did he do it?
Agent SM (Stinkoman)

{Im a bell stops reading in the middle of the word "asassinated". cries.}

IM A BELL: NOOOOOOOO! HO-O-OMEBOOOSSSS! WHY?!!! Darn you Stinkoman! Why'd you have to bring that up?!!

{stops crying}

IM A BELL: Ahem... well, {typing}what we did first was preform Chinese Water Torture on him.

{cut to a scene where Im a bell, TheStick, The Cheat, a happy Strong Bad, and Strong Mad are surrounding a tied up Homestar who has water dropping on his forehead}

STRONG BAD: MWA-HA-HA-HAAA! YOU SUCK HOMESTAR!

HOMESTAR: NO! NO! NOOOO!!! I can't take it anymowe!

STRONG MAD: HAPPY DROPPAWEEN!!!

THE CHEAT: WHAT THE CRAP DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, STRONG MAD?!!! Uhhhh... I mean, Heh-neh-reh-nih-meh?

HOMESTAR: WOAH! The Cheat? You weawwy can tawk? Weiwd.

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} Then we tried Coach Z/Homsar Torture...

{cut to a scene where Coach Z and Homsar are standing around a tied up Homestar}

COACH Z: JORB JORB JORB JORB JORB...

HOMSAR: {simultaneously} DAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA...

HOMESTAR: PWEASE! STOP DA MADNESS!

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} Then we went easier on him...

{cut to a Torture Chamber where Homestar was lowered into a vat of acid}

HOMESTAR: Weww, at weast this is bettew than that Chinese Watew Towtuwe...

{cut back to the computer}

IM A BELL:{typing} As for why, let's go to the Head Museum!

{cut to Im a bell entering the Head Museum}

IM A BELL: Hey, Spock!

LEONARD NEMOY'S HEAD: Live long and prosper!

{a little kid knocks Nemoy's head to the ground}

NEMOY:{angrily, to little kid} And to you, live short and be defeated!

{cut to Homestar's head}

IM A BELL: Here we are! Now Homestar, why did you kill Homeboss?

HOMESTAR: I'ww nevew teww! You can dip my body into a witches' bwew of acid, but i'ww nevew teww you that I was supposed to be his successow!

IM A BELL: Well, that's why, Stinkoman! He was supposed to be the leader if Homeboss died! But things didn't work out the way you wanted it to, did they?

{the paper comes down}

Real-World References

• The Head Museum and The year 3000 are references to Futurama
• "The year Three-Thousand...Housand" is a reference to an episode of MST3K where TV's Frank has an invention called a "lederhosen...hosen" (a pair of lederhosen with a garden hose attached to it).

Goofs

• Homestar didn't kill Homeboss Coverup, he made him dissapear out of existence.

Pass or Fail?

Pass, but I'd suggest that you don't write out Homestar's speech impediment. It gets painful to read. —Shwoo 12:01, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

THANK YOU, ALMIGHTY SHWOO!!!!!!!! belstrnnmmvnmn 18:55, 4 August 2007 (UTC)

LIGHTNING GUY: August 4, 2007. NEVER FORGET