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LOVE IS IN THE BEAR

NOXIGAR: A farce is in the bear? Oh, I bet the bear's comedy gold now!

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: So, your last name is "Kendin", right?

HENRY: That's correct.

QUINT: Aw, good. Is that why the garden's so nice?

HENRY: What do you mean?

NOXIGAR: You had to ask, Henry Kendin.

QUINT: You know, because you're always Kendin to the plants!

{Short pause}

{Actually no, fucking long-ass pause}

NOXIGAR: Make up your mind. Did you want a short pause, or a long pause?

HENRY: You're right, actually.

QUINT: Thought as much.

{End}

NOXIGAR: I'm going to wash the taste of horrible pun out of my mouth.