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Half-farted

NOXIGAR: I assume all the episodes are half-farted, and so I really don't know why you'd make this Synopsis unique with such a stunning analysis.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: You know Sir Alex Ferguson's middle name is Chapman?

HENRY: That's like if my middle name were Chapman.

QUINT: Probably.

NOXIGAR: I wouldn't mind these opening tangents if they weren't so boring and out-of-place half the time.

{Pause}

QUINT: This is an outrage of the highest order. I shall have my men see to this.

NOXIGAR: What men?

HENRY: And then I can call you Whistles.

NOXIGAR: Quint's going through a name change? He's not staying permanently dead? This is an outrage of the highest order. I shall have my men see to this!

QUINT: Yes you can, son. Yes you can.

{End}

NOXIGAR: I shall have my men see to this!