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Guess what this alludes too

NOXIGAR: It alludes to nothing of value.

Transcript

{Open to the two}

QUINT: Man, that was weird.

HENRY: It was almost as if...{Both stare at camera} Someone else...was in charge...

NOXIGAR: Yes, yes, you made your point earlier.

{Pause}

QUINT: You mean like John Major?

HENRY: I mean exactly like John Major.

QUINT: Ah, John Major, when will you learn?

NOXIGAR: I'm pretty sure it's John Mayer

HENRY: Only when he is given Courage.

QUINT: And when will that be?

HENRY: Sometime soon.

NOXIGAR: Read: Never.

QUINT: Ah.

HENRY: But seriously, I promise, nothing will ever be that weird again.

{Pause}

QUINT: EVER.

NOXIGAR: That promise is guaranteed to be broken and it's not even funny for that reason.

{End}

Epilogue

MAX: I DOUBT THAT. MWAHAHA MWAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!

NOXIGAR: Here's to hoping Max is more than just a useless side character.