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Will Wheaton just had some great huevos

NOXIGAR: It's probably a good thing that Will Wheaton doesn't actually appear in this episode.

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{Open to the two}

HENRY: And, they gave me a Medium-deep pan margarita instead, and I was so angry, I was absoloutley

NOXIGAR: absolutely

livid, and so I called up the restraunt

NOXIGAR: restaurant

and I was like "hey, this isn't what I asked for", and so they gave me a coupon to some furniture store, and that just wasn't good enough, so I left.

NOXIGAR: And, they gave me a Coke instead of a Pepsi, and I was so angry, I was absolutely livid, so I called up the restaurant, and I told them "Hey, this isn't what I asked for," and so they gave me an aborted punchline involving the consumption of a whole cow during a Mario Party Let's Play, which wasn't good enough, so I left.

QUINT: Yeah, their service can be a real pain at times.

HENRY: More than that I mean-

{A man made out of sweater-vests pops in}

SWEATER-VEST MAN: wudulududlu

NOXIGAR: Best PewDiePie impression ever.

{He leaves again. Two minutes silence follows}

HENRY: So, anyway, it's like, they can't get any orders right, and their food is good, but it's way too expensive, and it's just not worth it.

NOXIGAR: More than that, I mean, nobody can make eating pizza look seductive, so when some idiot claims "If you don't reblog Felicia Day eating pizza in a sexy way you don't know how to blog at all" I just got an aneurysm of stupidity, pomf, my nose bled so hard from people being morons, that I wound up wondering if the food I was eating was way too expensive, and it's just not worth it.

QUINT: Their waiters are really rude as well.

HENRY: Uh, don't get me started on the waiters!

QUINT: I won't.

NOXIGAR: That's highly anticlimactic, and anticlimaxes in a comedy are just flat out unacceptable, so then I was all "Dude Strong Intelligent, how do people find this funny?" and then he proceeded to throw some video clip from the Simpson's in my face, and then, pomf, I got really antsy when he said like in the middle of his sentences, and then I, pomf, decided to quote some stupid magna I found while lurking Tumblr, and, pomf, I made koala burgers for Lex and Chaos and then the waiter came by and wondered if I was on laudinum.

{End}

NOXIGAR: So I told the waiter to piss off, and then proceeded to move on from this shitty episode.