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Sombaf Addresses the issue of bullying

Characters in order of appearance: Sombaf, Strong Mad, Homsar, Strong Sad

Locations: Sombafs computer, The Field, Strong Sads room

Transcript

SOMBAF: I am surprised by the utter lack of "How do you walk without feet" emails.

REMOLAY: Nobody cares.

{Types SEMAIL.EXE}

Dear Sombaf,

Ever seen that show called Bully Beatdown?
You should get on it.

REMADIN: Watching it?
REMOLAY: Getting the crap beat out of him

From,
LeCowPaunch

SOMBAF: {Typing} The answer to this is no, I haven't seen it. Is it on MTV?

REMADIN: You know damn well it's on MTV

I never watch MTV, I don't like it since it stopped being Music Television. Now about that other part, do you mean I'm the one getting bullied?

{cut to Sombaf on his back being pummeled by Strong Mad}

SOMBAF: {voiceover} Because that's happened to me many a time since I moved in around here.

REMOLAY:Pussy.

{cut back to Sombafs computer}

SOMBAF: {typing} Or are you talking about me being the bully for my actions last email...

REMADIN: So you knew you were being a jerk the whole time?
REMOLAY: I hate to say it, but I might be starting to like him

Yeah, I suppose it was pretty mean what I did to dems. I should go say I'm sorry.

REMOLAY: And I take that back.

{cut to field, Sombaf walking}

REMADIN: ...How?

SOMBAF: First to Homsar's house... Wait a minute where does he live?

{Sombaf crashes into Homsar}

HOMSAR: Haldo thar Bartman, Watch the round you.

SOMBAF: Sorry about that... I came to say sorry for the whole "Punching Clown Bag" thing last email.

HOMSAR: No Hate for Gabie.

REMADIN: Ladies and gentlemen, our writer does not know how to write for homsar.

SOMBAF: I have to admit in this case, I'm SOMBAFFLED! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

{homsar scampers away at the horrible pun, cut to the brothers strong house}

SOMBAF: {Voiceover} As my apology to Strong Sad I decided to actually listen to one of his stories.

STRONG SAD:... The last man's fate was grim at best, he was brought down by his shrinking vest!

REMOLAY: I've brought people down with grimmer things than that.
REMADIN: Who in their wrong mind would wear that?

SOMBAF: Woah! That actually wasn't boring...

REMADIN: Yes is was.

I'm surprised. Have you ever thought about publishing them?

STRONG SAD: Why bother? no one around here would buy them.

REMADIN: Thinking to small

SOMBAF: I have to admit, I would probably buy it.

{cut to Sombafs computer}

SOMBAF: Well there you go FalconPaunch.

REMOLAY: I'll falcon punch you if you ever say that again.

I feel great after that. I should help Strong Sad publish that stuff, lot's of people would likely buy it.

REMADIN: You suck Sombaf!