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Aruseus gets a dare.

SKUB: I dare you to drown.

Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Strong Bad, Inner Aruseus, Lyle, Tom, Strong Sad {easter egg}}

Places: Computer Room, Strong Sad's Room {easter egg}

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 4th, 2007

SKUB: Jesus--these things are relics! I almost feel bad about making fun of these but then I remember who made these and I'm suddenly really okay with it.

Transcript

ARUSEUS: {while typing "run_arumail.exe"}: I'm all about

SKUB: fox dong

the e-mail. It's crazy cool.

NACHOMAN: hey come on down to aruseus' discount email wareshop i'm just crazy about these emails i got so many godamn emails i'm givin em away for free come on down

ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Mr. I Have Poor Grammar,

NACHOMAN: YEAH YOU TELL EM, ARUSEUS DON'T PULL NO PUNCHES GO RIGHT FOR DA JUGULAR

or IHPG, I'll accept your dare.

{Aruseus gets

SKUB: kicked in the back of the knees

up out of the chair and does a morning stretch}

NACHOMAN: {to the mini fridge to get more tacos and then he's exhausted}

ARUSEUS: Ok...here I go. Jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy, jlammy,

{The screen fades to black, white texts appears onscreen}

ARUSEUS: {panting} jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...Ah! I can't do this.

SKUB: It's been two emails and already this is taking a nosedive.
NACHOMAN: I think the plane exploded before it ever got a chance to leave the runway

Wait! I have a plan!

{Aruseus types onscreen}

ARUSEUS: Perfect plan.

SKUB: cop-out

STRONG BAD: High-five!

NACHOMAN: Oh hey Strong Bad! Almost forgot you were here! hehe easy to do when you're shoehorned in at the last minute you know? hahaha

{The scene freezes and darkens, Inner Aruseus appears}

INNER ARUSEUS: CHA! That dunb fatso will be stuck in his room until the end of time!

SKUB: NO. EXPLAIN THIS. WHAT IS THIS.
NACHOMAN: maybe it's foreshadowing and inner aruseus comes to kill everyone wow

{Strong Bad and Aruseus high-five, cut back to Lappy}

NACHOMAN: weren't we just at the lappy

ARUSEUS: {typing} So there you have it, Jiblamy.

NACHOMAN: heHE SPELLED THE NAME WRONG GET IP

I said jlammy 100 times.

LYLE: {Offscreen, The Cheat noises}

NACHOMAN: oh the lyle

ARUSEUS: I told you! I will Hyper Beam the crap out of Zi

SKUB: COUGH COUG COUGH COUGH

ppy if he doesn't get you that burrito!

NACHOMAN: how random

LYLE: {Offscreen, annoyed and questioning The Cheat noises}

ARUSEUS: You better believe it, or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you!

LYLE: {screams, Cut back to Lappy}

ARUSEUS: {typing} Ugh...Lyle still wants a burrito...I better go give Zip

SKUB: SCOUGH COUGH SCREAM

py what he deserv-

{The screen zooms out with the door visible. A loud fart noise is heard, and a gas cloud can be seen going through the door}

TOM: {offscreen} AH ZAMORAK! THAT REEKS!

NACHOMAN: it's like the plane actually embedded itself into the ground it crashed so hard

LYLE: {The Cheat noises}

TOM: LYLE! NEXT TIME I SEE OUR GENERAL, I'LL TELL HIM TO NOT GIVE YOU BURRITOS!

LYLE: {depressed The Cheat noises}

ARUSEUS: Tom! Shut up or I'll "1000 Years of Pain" you too!

TOM: THIS IS AT LEAST 5000 ON THE NOSE!

{The Paper comes down}

Easter Eggs

Click on Strong Bad to see what happened to the e-mail.

{Cut to Strong Sad's room}

STRONG SAD: Jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...jlammy...

SKUB: This funny joke

Fun Facts

  • Jlammy is from Imitation Strong Bad Email "threemail".
NACHOMAN: but if you didn't know that you must be the baka king
  • This is the shortest Aruseus Email to date.
  • 1000 Years of Pain is a technique in Naruto that Kakashi uses.
  • "Hyper Beaming Zippy untill he gets you that burrito" is from Zippy Email this is war.
SKUB: COUGH
NACHOMAN: aw poor skub
  • Zamorak is one of the three gods in the online game Runescape
NACHOMAN: these are the kinds of references I look for in my furry homestar fan fiction