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Emails

Subject:Jaro's Emails

46. - Enslavement
45. - Virus
44. - Cheatball
43. - Clones
42½ - Christmas Special

Inbox

Please send me emails I need them to write with thx

Jaro where is that scarf I bought you for Christmas
Why don't you wear my presents Jaro
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE NICE THINGS
- Doctor Gorton

DEAR BATEMAN

I HAVE A RIDDLER FOR YOU

Dear Jaro,
I woke up this morning to find that my hand has turned orange and is pulsating.
Is this bad, has this happened to you or anybody you know, and how can I remedy this?
-John B. Poorbt

Jaro!
That Chorch guy is pretty suspicious. The other day, I saw him buying, like, 3 boxes of soda and some Mentos. The only conclusion I can make is that it's an assassination plot against either you or Grundy. I think you should spy on him.

Dear Jaro
Do you like board games make a board game about you and your friends please
thanks
Dinoshizzle

Dear Jaro,
If babies come from the stork, where do stork babies come from?
- 7 years old

You look like a slinky. Are you a slinky?

KITTY CATS ARE SO CUTE
YOU SHOULD GET A KITTY CAT
IT WOULD INCREASE YOUR RATINGS TENFOLD
KITTY CATS LIKE FISH
FLUFFLY CATS
KITTY CATS ARE SO CUTE

RE: Balloons?

Maybe.

IN 3D

Dear Jaro,
You have unsightly blemishes all over your face! Maybe you should take care of those. Zits, moles, birthmarks, caked-on mud — it's hideous!

IT BEEN A NIGHT DAY'S HARD

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Greeting Jaro,
Inquiry or statement!/./? Further elaboration of previous sentence optional!/./?
Sign off,
Name

Dear Grundy,
That Jaro guy sure is jerk, huh? I think you should probably boot him off the show and make it Grundy Emails.

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Dear Jaro,
That Grundy guy is just slowing you down! If it weren't for him, you could be world-famous by now! And the wealth... oh the wealth!

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Dear Chorch,
Those two idiots are always screwing you up, and now they're hating each other. Maybe you should run away why they're not looking? I'm sure you could be very successful.

You guys should start a rock band!


Yeah!

Help me Jaro! I forgot how to count!

Help me, Obi-wan Kajaro.

kitty cats

Have you ever been to Heaven? What is it like? What about Hell?

Literature?

Dear Jaro,
Hello! You sure are interesting. Would you like to come on my late-night interview show 2 days from now?
— HyphenBot 8.01.12

do you ever just go on long car rides in the country and hope you pick up a hitchhiker and when and if you do MURDER THEM
love strohm

Cowboys
OR
Indians
PICK A SIDE

fly me 2 da mooooooooooon
Ever been there?
I heard it's nice
But Venus is where the real tourist destinations are at.
Check it out broski
- Lex

Good news, everyone!
I've just OH MY GOD
JESUS ATCHE CHRIST
GTFI AND QUICK
- Doc Dougie

I'm on a boat and it's going fast
and I'm the king of the world on a
boat like Leo take your email show
to a boat next email
- Brooks