Con email.wue/52

Summary

'Conchris decides to go on an email checking rampage.'

Cast: Conchris, Homestar, Cruroar, Cooksar, The Cheat, Homsar

Transcript

CONCHRIS: Email. What a wonderful word!

Subject: Email me!

Continue my email show!!!
Cooksar Baker

CONCHRIS: Okay, this one has no Dear Conchris what so ever. And Cooksar, if you're emailing me, you should be at your restruant right now. NEXT EMAIL!

NEXT!!!

CONCHRIS: Okay...What's next email?

No new emails

CONCHRIS: Darn! Now I have to wait it out...

{FastFWD appears at the bottom right corner of the screen, the following things happen: Conchris types in stinkoman20X6.exe and starts playing it, Homestar comes in and Conchris loses his last life on Level 9.3 then Homestar leaves, Conchris types in printoutamilliondollarbill,please.exe and the computer refuses to print it out, Conchris types in:

Dear Everyone!,
I'm leaving to get some stuff.
Be right back,
Conchris

and leaves, Cruroar comes in and plays a PBTC Cartoon, Conchris comes back in and pushes Cruroar off the chair and FastFWD disappears}

CONCHRIS: There has to be an email!

Subject: Punishment
Dear Mr. Chris,
We regret to inform you that you you have omitted to
pay your bills.
As punishment, your best friend will explode in five seconds.
Have a nice day,
You

CONCHRIS: Me? I got an email from me? Who are you? Sirhcnoc? My best friend will explode in 5 seconds?

{Cruroar's head explodes, Conchris is sent flying across the room and smashes through to Cooksar's Kitchen}

COOKSAR BAKER: Oh! Conchris! I was just teaching The Cheat to cook.

CONCHRIS: Ugh... {gets up} The Cheat? Cooking? That's so out of character!

THE CHEAT: Meh!

CONCHRIS: Fine! I'll go to The Stick!

{Cut to The Stick}

HOMSAR: Hey Wonder Mike! I just got my message tone!

CONCHRIS: Dear Homsar, Why are you so stupid? From, Conchris

HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAaA!

CONCHRIS: Fine! I will go back!

{Cut to Conchris' Room}

CONCHRIS: What the? The Compy Bot is damaged a bit. Maybe it'll still work....

{Conchris tries to turn it on but the Compy Bot's screen zooms out and explodes}

CONCHRIS: NOT AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

{Cut to Cooksar's Kitchen}

CONCHRIS: Ugh...Cooksar, do you have 400 bucks to repair a Computer?

COOKSAR: No, and I was just trying to teach Cruroar how to cook.

CONCHRIS: That's way out of character!

CRUROAR: You shouldn't be so suprised yourself. Runner!

CONCHRIS: Hey! Don't you go try to make fun of me!

CRUROAR: Meh!

{The paper comes down}

Fun Facts

• This is the first time a computer has ever been damaged TWICE

Easter Eggs

• Click on Cooksar to bring up his instruction booklet:

Cooksar Baker's Cooking Tips!

It's so cool! Just ask these guys:

'Everytime I read this book, I just remember how stupid the author is' - Strong Bad
'Bubble Bubble Bubble Bubble!' - Pom Pom
'Erm...Moo?' - Strong Sader