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Summary
Conchris is bored and after finding something, he goes Crazy Go Nuts.
Cast in order of appearance: Conchris, Homestar, Bubs, Strong Bad, Homsar, Cooksar Baker, 'Fake Character Guy'
Transcript
CONCHRIS: Sewiously, this is the last made up email. Awiight!
Dear Conchris,
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing gloves
Abdi LaRue
off before going to bed?
Crapfully Yours,
CONCHRIS: Dear Conchris, Do you take your wrestling...WAIT A MINUTE! {slaps the Lappo somehow} Much better!
Dear Conchris,
ert+ y76p
Crap.
CONCHRIS: Shut up crap. BALLETED! Erm...Delteated! Err....Deleted?
BALEETED!
CONCHRIS: Well that sucked...I'm gonna play with my freeze ray!
{Conchris leaves and fade to black, fade back to the Lappo 600's screen which says:
4 Hours Later}
{Cut to The Field, there is a frozen Homestar Runner, Bubs, Strong Bad and Homsar. Cooksar Baker walks up}
COOKSAR BAKER: Hey Conchris! I would want to know if you are finished with that... {Cooksar gets shot by a ray and he becomes frozen to square}
{Pan left, Conchris is holding the freeze ray, laughing evilly}
CONCHRIS: MWHAHAHAHAHA! Soon I will conquer the world, and I'll take this baby to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!
{Fake Character Guy appears}
CONCHRIS: Who are you?
FAKE CHARACTER GUY: I'm afraid that due to things becoming too evil. You are being forced to stay In Character.
CONCHRIS: In what?
FAKE CHARACTER GUY: In Character. Doug Teegland's warning light flashes everytime you get out of character and slash or make up an email.
CONCHRIS: YOU'VE SET ME UP! YOU'VE SET ME UP! ARGBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL! {falls to the floor}
FAKE CHARACTER GUY: A victory for me! {walks off screen, all characters get unfrozen}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Phew! I thought I was frozen for sure!
STRONG BAD: Yeah right, Crapface. You still owe me a thousand bucks.
HOMSAR: DAaAaAaAa! Conchris has pawned me!
COOKSAR: Shut up, Homsar!
{The paper comes down}
HOMSAR: Wellll, Wonder Mike! You can't really pwn me!
Fun Facts
- N/A
Easter Eggs
- Click on Homsar to see the book called 'How to pwn Homsar'
How to pwn Homsar By Lemming Sportsinteviews
Clicking on it will turn the page.
Page 1: Learning Homsar DAaAaAaAaAa! - Start of crazyness pwn - Pee Double U En Wonder Mike - Nick for YOU If you can't understand then get the gibberish to english headset.
Page 2: How to pwn Homsar 1. Steal his bowler hat and sell it for four times the price 2. Freeze him with a freeze ray 3. Throw his sister/brother/close relative into the bin 4. Sing a random Bread sing-along