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Hey guys! I just talked to the writer and I'M GONNA BE IN THIS EPISODE! You remember me, right? What do you mean who am I? Can't you read my nameta- Where's my nametag?

Transcript

{Open on remolay gathering his things from the night before, Remadin and the Marks brothers are having a conversation off screen}

TRI: That's ridiculous, If you killed the Demon Retconnicus he shouldn't have had time to change you!

REMADIN: We were in the middle of conversation. He didn't notice until Remolay said something.

{Remolay picks realizes something is slightly off and puts his hands at his hips. Cut to Remadin, Tri, and Elipses}

ELIPSES: Well that makes as much sense as a demon with the power to change the entire world at their whi-

{Remolay screams}

REMADIN: Oh for the love of- What's wrong now!

{Remolay storms out swords in hand, they are now Scimitars)

REMOLAY: Look at what he did to my babies! Changing ME was bad enough, but my babies? We have to kill him again.

REMADIN: Oh sweet Valkyre we're never going to hear the end of this.

ELIPSES: What's the problem? Your scimitars look normal to me.

{Remolay gets up in Elipses face, Camera umps closer with each word.}

REMOLAY: They. Were. Fucking. KATANAS!

{cut to tri just sitting as he already was.}

TRI: Yeah okay shut up.

{Remolay looks at Tri and growls}

TRI: Just listen to me for a second. While you were fighting the Demon Retconnicus I was talking to our higher ups about your destiny. Mostly because we were only supposed to send you off on it, we actually have never had any idea what your quest was supposed to be

REMOLAY: Fucking knew it.

TRI: Yeah... Anyway, we haven't been getting anywere, so I've requested knowledge of your quest so that I can actually tell you what to do.

REMADIN: And their answer?

TRI: They said no and hung up. Did you know you can feel someone hanging up on your brain? Because it's happened to me twice now and neither one was pleasant.

REMOLAY: Hey, that "call" wasn't pleasant for me in the first place. Do you know what it's like to be suddenly put into a tr-

{Smash cut to a black screen, text appears saying "Remolay? Remadin? It's Valkyre..."}

REMADIN: Wha... Are you the "Higher Ups" Tri was talking about?

{Text changes to "Yes"}

REMOLAY: Wait, Tri and Elipses had a direct line to our motherfucking Goddess and never told us?

{Text changes to "They weren't allowed to, Remolay. But they screwed up everything else so I thought I'd save them the trouble"}

REMOLAY: Does that mean I can ditch those assholes?

{Text changes to "No, shut up and let me speak"}

REMOLAY: Sorry ma'am.

{cut to the real world, Tri and Elipses are watching Remolay and Remadin in a trance}

ELIPSES: So I take it she didn't tell you she'd contact them directly?

TRI: When does she tell us anything useful!?

ELIPSES: When do we listen?

TRI: ... Shut up!

{Cut back to the black screen. The text now says "You have been wandering aimlessly and made absolutely zero progress. I was hoping you'd get Retconnicus to fix the problem to save time but you screwed that up too"}

REMADIN: What if killing Retconnicus was part of our destiny.

{Text changes to "Then you'd still be elves. Remadin, has it occurred to you that your village WASN'T supposed to be destroyed and you were supposed to stay there?"}

REMADIN: More often than you'd think, Goddess. I'm just too far caught up in this now to turn back.

{Text changes to "Indeed. Now all of your destinies are intertwined due to Elipses' fuck up. You all need to travel to defeat "The Eyeless"}

REMADIN: You can't mean S-

{Text abruptly changes to "NEVER SPEAK HIS NAME"}

REMOLAY: Valkyre, you cannot send me on this quest. S-... The Eyeless even scares me... Where are his eyes!? WHERE ARE HIS LEGS!?

I'll continue this later. I think this is going on okay so far.