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'''SOMBAF:''' Check it. Sombaf Rappin' is really bad.<br> | '''SOMBAF:''' Check it. Sombaf Rappin' is really bad.<br> | ||
you heard better rhymes from the big guy Strong Sad!<br><br> | you heard better rhymes from the big guy Strong Sad!<br><br> | ||
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' I want to show how the writer's rapping skills have improved, but they really haven't.</blockquote> | ||
''{Types SEMAIL.EXE}''<BR> | ''{Types SEMAIL.EXE}''<BR> | ||
<blockquote class= sombaf> | <blockquote class= sombaf> | ||
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''{says "I'm not even gonna make fun of this" instead of sincerly, reads Raggonix as "Xinoggar"}''<br><br> | ''{says "I'm not even gonna make fun of this" instead of sincerly, reads Raggonix as "Xinoggar"}''<br><br> | ||
| − | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' I'ma get straight into this now. Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please? | + | '''SOMBAF:''' ''{typing}'' I'ma get straight into this now. |
| + | <blockquote>'''REMADIN:''' This is NOT how you answer a "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email.</blockquote> | ||
| + | Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please? | ||
''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}'' | ''{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}'' | ||
Revision as of 19:51, 19 September 2014
Should Sombaf get eyes?
REMOLAY: would anyone care and or notice?
Characters in order of appearance: Sombaf, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat
Locations: Sombafs computer, The Field, Bubs' concession stand, House of the Brothers Strong
Transcript
SOMBAF: Check it. Sombaf Rappin' is really bad.
you heard better rhymes from the big guy Strong Sad!
REMADIN: I want to show how the writer's rapping skills have improved, but they really haven't.
{Types SEMAIL.EXE}
Dear fabmoS, Don't you have trouble seeing without eyes?
I think you should go to Bub's and buy a pair.
Sincerly, Raggonix
{says "I'm not even gonna make fun of this" instead of sincerly, reads Raggonix as "Xinoggar"}
SOMBAF: {typing} I'ma get straight into this now.
REMADIN: This is NOT how you answer a "How do you type with boxing gloves on" email.
Like a month after I moved here Homestar asked that same question. Wavy flashbacky thingy, if you please?
{wavy transition to the field, bottom of the screen reads "5 months ago" Sombaf walking to Bubs' concession stand}
SOMBAF: {voiceover} I see just fine without eyes somehow, even I'm not sure of that one, but I thought perhaps I would look better with eyes.
BUBS: What can I get for you fine gentleman?
SOMBAF: Um... what do you have in the... eye department. {muttered to self} That didn't sound weird at all.
BUBS: Well, I could let you try out these.
{Bubs pull out slanted angry type eyes, Sombaf jumps, startled}
SOMBAF: Gyah! {Calms down} I don't want to give anyone the impression that I'm evil! What do you have that says, "I'm calm, and I have eyes"
BUBS: I could let you try my new "Regular ol'" eyes.
{Pulls out pair of normal eyes}
SOMBAF: Perfect! I'll take them!
{Sombaf grabs eyes, puts them in, and runs off}
BUBS: COME BACK HERE AND PAY FOR THOSE!
{cut to normal field, Strong Bad and The Cheat walk by, stop when seeing the eyed Sombaf}
STRONG BAD: Woah, this guy looks cool. Who are you, new guy?
SOMBAF: It's me, Sombaf. You've known me for about a month now?
STRONG BAD: I'm pretty sure I would remember that... Hey you wanna come over to my place tomorrow and play the bloodiest of bloody video games?
SOMBAF: You need to ask? I'll be there!
SOMBAF: {voiceover} It turns out that Bubs' "Regular Ol' Eyes" disolve over night, so the next morning I was again eyeless. I didn't think it would make much of a difference, so I headed on down to S B's place.
{cut to in front of the House of The Brothers Strong. Sombaf Knocks, Strong Bad answers.}
STRONG BAD: Who the crap are you?
SOMBAF: It's me, Sombaf... from yesterday
STRONG BAD: No that can't be, Sombaf haves eyes.
SOMBAF: No reall...
{door is slammed in Sombafs face, cut to inside the house.}
STRONG BAD: Now I just have to wait for What's-his-name
{cut to present, Sombafs computer}
SOMBAF: {typing} And that's why Strong Bad can never recognize me, because I don't "haves eyes." Now if You'll excuse me, I still have to pay Bubs for those Regular Ol's.
