(even if you aren't vegan)
User:Miss Peach/characters/xaviar
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Xaviar is... creepy. First off, very few things can make him smile. If he isn't happy, he's angry. And I mean ANGRY! He's a goth just like chaos! Second, he can transmogrify himself into controled fire. It would be better with hardhat, considering he would use it for cooking and roasting marshmallows. Of course, he has temper problems. Please drive the safari car away and only observe this creepy person through binoculars. Actually, hes the reason Yvonne is in crutches! She put on his spiked collar and claimed to be a bulldog. Thats not worth trying to kill someone about. Thirdly, his shoes are really confusing, and have the strength and ability to break your nose! His points of happiness are mainly when others are in pain. His only weakness is that he has hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
