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User:Badstar/BvsH
Gather everybody, and watch the fight of the century! Two brothers, Badstar and Homestrong, fight to the death and decide... who is the better sibling?
NOTE: The more comments made on the fight, the more I'll add to the fight.
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Vote for who you want to win!
Badstar
- Why WOULDN'T I vote for Badstros? belstrnnmmvnmn 21:55, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
- WHOOT! BADSTAR RULES! Lex 23:01, 2 December 2008 (UTC)
- WIN! WIN WIN!
Miss Peach
Homestrong
THE FIGHT!!!
HOMESTRONG: Hmmm... I didn't expect you to show up... "big brother".
BADSTAR: What do you think I am, a coward?
HOMESTRONG: Exactly. Now enough talk... LETS FINISH THIS FAMILY FEUD!!! {Dives at Badstar and tries to kick him. Badstar defends, but Homestrong headbutts him in the stomach.}
BADSTAR: OOF! I'm... gonna feel that later... {Kicks Homestrong in the knee, and punches his head. Homestrong jumps back.}
HOMESTRONG: You're a skilled fighter, brother! But that doesn't mean you'll win! {Charges at Badstar. Badstar punches him in the face. Homestrong quickly recovers. He jumps and kicks Badstar in the head}
BADSTAR: {Falls down}
{Homestrong jumps at Badstar. But Badstar raises his foot quickly and kicks Homestrong's... special area.}
HOMESTRONG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {Falls to the ground} You... little... BASTARD!!! {Pulls out a shotgun}
BADSTAR: W-where the hell did you get that!?
HOMESTRONG: I know a guy... {Starts firing. Badstar jumps in the air and flies away, but Homestrong shoots his proppelor and Badstar falls, making a hard impact on the ground}
BADSTAR: {Groans}
HOMESTRONG: {Aims gun at badstar. Badstar quickly throws his hat. The proppelor spins out of control and hits Homestrong in the eye.}
{Badstar slowly gets up and runs to the gun. He picks it up and tosses it away}
HOMESTRONG: {Slowly gets up, still hurt from the blow to the... fun...sack?} Grrrr... GRAH!!! {Lunges at Badstar, but Badstar kicks him away. Homestrong bites Badstar's leg and holds on with his teeth}
BADSTAR: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET HIM OFF!!! DO YOU EVEN HAVE TEETH!? {Eventually shakes him off. Badstar jumps and lands a kick on his stomach. Homestrong responds by jumping up and latching himself to Badstar's head. Badstar pulls him off and starts spinning while grabbing him tightly}
HOMESTRONG: OOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDD IIIIIIII'MMMM GONNA PUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
{Badstar lets go and Homestrong flies into a wall}
HOMESTRONG: Owwwwwwwwww....... {Spies the gun on the ground} ... {Runs towards the gun. Badstar runs toward it too. They both grab the gun and struggle for it}
BADSTAR: Give me... the... GUN!
HOMESTRONG: N-noooooooooo!!!
{The gun is sent flying}
BADSTAR: Cra- {Kicked in the knee} OOOOOOOOOWWW!!!
HOMESTRONG: HA!
BADSTAR: {Kicks him in the face}
HOMESTRONG: {Pulls out a ray gun}
BADSTAR: W-WHERE DO YOU GET THIS STUFF!?
HOMESTRONG: I told you, I know a guy... {Starts firing. Badstar dodges and grabs the gun. He fires it at Homestrong. Homestrong is blasted and sent flying into a wall... again.} Is this gonna be a running gag or something? {Homestrong runs towards Badstar and headbutts him again. He then picks up Badstar and slams him to the ground}
BADSTAR: {Gets up and punches Homestrong in the face}
HOMESTRONG: THIS HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG!!! This ends now... {Jumps into a robot suit}
BADSTAR: ARE YOU {Bleeping} KIDDING ME!?!? Oh, well... TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT!!! {Transforms into Super Badstar}
{Both of the brothers fly towards each other at high speed. Homestrong kicks Badstar. Badstar tries to hurt Homestrong but fails everytime}
HOMESTRONG: This suit is invincible! Sorry, brother... BUT GOODBYE!!!
{Homestrong attacks Badstar. He slams him against walls, throughs rocket launchers at him, and basically beats the crap out of him. However, when he seems like he's about to kills him. dot runs in, and kicks homestrong out of the robot suit}
DOT: {actally in the robot} Oh look, the robot's motor. {clanking sounds are heard. the robot topples over. dot climbs out} Nothing is ever invincible.
BADSTAR: Thanks, sis! I'll never say anything bad about you behind your back again!
DOT: Now, to kill this freak. {climbs back into the robot, comes out with a giant pipe. begins beating homestrong with it} Die already!
BADSTAR: KICKN' TIME!!! {Kicks Homestrong, sending him flying miles away}
BADSTAR WINS!!!
{Cut to Homestrong. Raiku makes hims giant robot suit.}
RAIKU: Don't worry. Some day, you WILL win.
Watch and comment on the fight!
You can use as many characters as you like.
{A bunch of people that know Badstar are in a room looking at a giant screen with the fight on it}
MARISSA: Kill homestrong!
MALOA: Die! Die! Die!
RAIKU: I'm rooting for Homestrong! Win! Win!
ZORAX: Ooh! That's not somewhere a guy wants to be kicked!
DOT: {runs in} The fights on!
MARISSA: We're watching it.
DOT: Oh.
ZORAX: Badstar! You can't lose to this dork!
DOT: Time for interloping! {runs off}
MARISSA: Like she's gonna get there.
RAIKU: GO HOMESTRONG!
MARISSA: Shoot him!
RAIKU: Kill him Homestrong!
MALOA: Jump for the gun!
RAIKU: Listen to him, Homestrong! The guy who gave him that stuff was me.
ZORAX: Man, when's dot going to interlope?
MARISSA: She ran down the basement stairs.
MALOA: Die, Homestrong, die!
ZORAX: MAKE HIM HOLEY LIKE SWISS CHEESE!
IM A BELL:{pulls oyt a machne gun, starts firing at the ceiling} DIEDIEDIEDIEDEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE-{a large chunk of the ceiling falls on him}
