User:Tyrannosaurus Lex/Rants/12

NEW AT CINEMAS: DISASTER MOVIE!!!

.....Oh god... OH GOD NO!! Seriously. The people making all these horrible spoof movies should move to a secluded area and stop making them. They are a waste of money, and time. It's not worth it. THEY ARE NOT FUNNY. It started off with Scary Movie. It was a good movie. Scary Movie 2. Pretty good. Scary Movie 3. Hmm... Scary Movie 4... Oh maybe they could stop now? Nope. More crappy movies came out. Date Movie, Epic Movie, MEET THE SPARTANS?! and Disaster Movie. They are all crap. They are not funny, and they are barely movies. They just get parts from movie trailers, take the piss a bit, and pastiche them into a lump of crap. I saw the newest one, and I was appalled. They are not funny. Seriously. And they reuse the same jokes over and over again, even if they are outdated to hell! Britney shaved her head. They make a joke about it 2 years later. It's horrible. Tom Cruise jumps on a couch? Been there done that. Heath Ledger dies? You bastards. Don't make fun of that. {NOTE: It's wasn't in the movie, but they were going to put in a parody until people complained about it. Thank god.} Sorry if this hasn't been that good of a rant, but I'm tired, and I just needed to get it off my back.