JCMovies/12.5

JCM and the other students go on a field trip and end up stuck in Texas.

Movie

{A school bus with "WUW' painted on it rides down the road.}

STUDENTS: {in bus, singing} The wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and round! Round and round! The wheels on the bus go-

{The bus sputters and then stops.}

{Cut to the inside of the bus.}

JCM: {worried} What just happened?

SUPER SAM: It seems we've run out of gas. I guess that means our field trip to Atlanta, Georgia is postponed.

JCM: Where are we?

SUPER SAM: I don't know. Let's ask that civilian.

{Super Sam opens the windows and grabs a man walking by.}

SUPER SAM: Listen, ol' chap, can you tell us where we are?

MAN: Somewhere in Texas. Now, let go of me, you racist!

SUPER SAM: {dry} I'll let that one slide.

{Super Sam lets go of the man's shirt and he runs away.}

SUPER SAM: So, we're in Texas!

JCM: What? Are you saying that we've been going the wrong way the entire time?!

BLUEBRY: TEXAS {censored} YEAH!

JCM: Quiet, muffin! Now, we have to get out of here as soon as possible!

SUPER SAM: OK, can you push the bus to the nearest gas station?

JCM: Of course I can!

SUPER SAM: Then, do it while we look around Texas. I expect the bus to be back in this same exact spot in 3 hours.

JCM: Fine! W-wait.

{All of the student run over JCM out the door.}

SUPER SAM: See you later, backseat teacher.

{Super Sam jumps over JCM out of the bus.}

JCM: {muffled} I hate my life.

{Cut to outside the bus. Super Sam draws a mark in the ground with his foot.}

SUPER SAM: Come back to this mark after you get the tank full!

{Super Sam walks offscreen.}

{Cut to a barn. Super Sam and the student walk in.}

SUPER SAM: Hello? Is anyone in here?

{Pan left to show an old lady sewing in a chair.}

OLD LADY: Hello, my pretties.

{Super Sam and the students scream.}

{Cut to the bus. JCM is pushing is as hard as he can. He is only 1 foot from the mark.}

JCM: Ugh, there has to be another way to do this.

{Suddenly, bugs crawl all over the bus and on JCM's hand. JCM shakes the bugs off his hand.}

JCM: Oh no! The bugs are going to eat up the bus! What will I do now?

{Cut to the barn. Super Sam and the students are still screaming.}

OLD LADY: Calm down, children. I just want to tell you a story.

NACHOMAN: Will it be our last?

OLD LADY: Of course not. Now, sit down. It's OK.

{Everyone looks at each other and sits down.}

{Cut to the bus. JCM walks onscreen with a gloves on and a cactus.}

JCM: Eat water, fools!

{JCM squeezes the cactus and water squirts out from it onto the bus. All of the bugs fall off and the words melt off the bus.}

JCM: {wipes off sweat} Phew. Time to push again.

{Cut to the barn. The old lady walks onscreen with a book.}

OLD LADY: OK, then, I call this "The Texan Story".

NOID: How original.

OLD LADY: Once upon a time...

{Cut to a gas station. A bus falls through the roof. JCM jumps out of it and waves to the sky.}

JCM: Thanks, Mr. Pterodactyl!

{A bird caw is heard.}

JCM: You can only find them in Texas. Now, time to get this bus some gas!

{JCM pumps gas into the bus and drives off in it. The man from earlier comes out of the gas shop.}

MAN: {angry}What the {censored} happened to the roof? Who would-the Australian.

{The man runs offscreen.}

{Cut to a road. The bus drives down it. Suddenly, a thunderstorm starts.}

{Cut to the barn.}

OLD LADY: ...And the Texans got out their guns and said. "Madness? THIS IS TEXAS!" and shot him into the water.

{Lightning flashes and thunder is heard. Everyone gasps.}

OLD LADY: Oh my. It seems that a thunderstorm is brewing.

SUPER SAM: It's OK. We had to leave soon, anyway. Bye. That was a great story, by the way.

{The students agree and gets up.}

OLD LADY: Hope you see you again, sweeties.

{Super Sam and the students leave.}

{Cut to the road. JCM gets out of the bus and looks around.}

JCM: Dang it! The mark is washed away! How am I supposed to find everyone now?

{A big wind blows JCM and the bus offscreen.}

{Cut to a road.}

SUPER SAM: I sure hope that the mark's still there. If not, we're in for a heck of a search.

{The wind blows the bus and and JCM right in front of Super Sam.}

SUPER SAM: If only I had an easy button...

JCM: OK, this irony hurts my head. Or that may have been from being blown 6 miles to get here.

SUPER SAM: Well, get a first aid kit when we get back. Let's go!

MAN: {offscreen} Stop right there!

JCM: Well, which one is it? Stop right there or let's go? I'm getting confused.

{The man walks onscreen with a baseball bat in his hand.}

MAN: Who do you think you are, THROWING A TRUCK THROUGH MY ROOF?!

JCM: {raises hand} Actually, that was me. And it fell through the roof for your information.

{The man looks at JCM dryly.}

JCM: Did I say something? Also, don't you think it's a little too rainy to be playing baseball.

SUPER SAM: {quickly} Well, see you at the school JCM, hopefully. Come on, kids.

{Super Sam and the students run into the bus and it drives off.}

JCM: Uh, guys, you forgot me!

{The man walks closer to JCM and swings it at him. JCM ducks just in time.}

JCM: OK, I know my head is kind of abnormally round, but it's not a baseball!

{The man swings it at JCM again and he ducks again.}

JCM: OK, I'll take that you're deaf.

{JCM runs offscreen and the man follows him.}

{Cut to JCM being pursued by the man. The music from the end of Under Construction plays. The screen freezes in the "sketchy" format.}