(even if you aren't vegan)
Iori Email.cheese/Inbox
Email under the line.
Subject: MonstrosityDear Iori,
Pizza Face is coming! If you could
create a monstrosity to fight him,
what would it be like?
-TheDenzel
Subject: hairDear Iori,
Your hair is getting pretty unruly.
I think it's time for you to get haircut.
While I'm at it, I won you this computer
radio application in an online lottery draw.
So have fun getting your hair cut!
From, NOT Mr. Rogers
subject: jobsIori,
You should probably get a job. I mean, if you want
cheese you'll have to pay for it!Your pal,
ZPP
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"IF YOU READ THIS THEN YOU JUST GOT 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 VIRUSES! YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE DESTROYED!"
subject: Amperture Science Enrichment CenterDear Iori
Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin your test at Amperture Science Enrichment Center
Signed,
GLaDOS
P.S.: There will be cake!