THE WUW IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
(even if you aren't vegan)

Wiki User High School/Campus/Bar

From Wiki User Wiki
< Wiki User High School‎ | Campus(Redirected from 32)
Jump to: navigation, search

This is a bar that Seniors, Graduates, and Faculty can go to. NO FRESHMAN.

Talk

{Bell walks in with Wolf, Lemon, Chaos, Raggonix, and Sephiroth}

CHAOS: Damn, I've had a rough day. {Chaos goes up to the bar and chokes the bartender until he gives him a beer.}

CHAOS: What about you guys?

RAGGONIX: Raiku sabotaged the tubes... Freshmen.

LEMON: Vinera was being a crybaby... {sigh} Freshmen.

IM A BELL: Well, I didn't have any students, so, the only thing bad about my day so far is that I was attacked by a defective me clone.

{Sephiroth gets a 3 pint glass of beer.}

SEPHIROTH: For me, Raiku kept trying to spike my drink.... FRESHMEN!!!

{Lemon gets a 10 pint glass of beer}

LEMON: Only thing to do when everyone's a freshman. {he drinks it fastly}

SEPHIROTH: Good point. Excuse me. {Lights up a cigarette then goes over to the Jukebox. He puts on "I Am the Walrus" as the song.}

LEMON: I am the walrus. Coocoo ca choo. Wait... {puts on Eleanor Rigby on} Yay.

SEPHIROTH: Actually... {Puts Come Together on.}

STAN: Well, how about... {puts on "Don't Stop Til You Get Enough}

IM A BELL: What about this? {puts on "Aqualung" by Jethro Tull} SITTING ON A PAARK BENCH! EEEYEING LITTLE GIRLS WI-ITH BAD INTENT! O-OH AQUALU-UNG!

{Sephiroth gets out his cameraphone and records Bell singing.}

IM A BELL: SSSNOT RUNNING DOOOOWN HIS NOSE! GREASY FINGERS SMEARING SHABBY CLO-OTHES! O-OH AQUALU-UNG!

{Chaos changes it to "Que Onda Quero", by Beck.}

CHAOS: See the vegetable man, in his vegetable van, with a horn that's honkin'-like-a-mariachi-band!

LEMON: This pwns. {turns on Help!}

{Chaos jams a keyblade in it, and the Jack Wall Orchestra Kingdom Hearts Compilation.}

CHAOS: I was hoping for Sanctuary, but what the hell?

IM A BELL: ...Hey, anyone want some pot?

RAIKU: I am a sophomore, but sure.

IM A BELL: ...How long have you been here?

RAIKU: Whole time.

IM A BELL: ...Right. Um, how old are you?

RAIKU: Appear 19, immortal.

IM A BELL: ...Alright. {pulls out a bag of pot joints, takes one out, throws to Raiku}