Wikihood/arc/17

Summary

Fate turns everything into a chase for the Muffin of D00M, while Sephiroth hosts his party on the Ark's deck, and Noxigar and Namine try to get away from everything. Also, Adel reappears. JUST when the series was returning to pure comedy. And if things can't get any worse, the Glabal come back, for revenge, and even for more reasons...

Transcript

{Opens to Chaos, Piloting the Ark, wearing a pirate's hat.}

CHAOS: Whty am I wearing this again?

SEPHIROTH: I don't know, or care, but I am having a party. NO MATTER WHERE IT IS!! {Zoom Out to reveal Sephiroth's Apartment floating right next to the Ark.} My Magical Apartment can do anything!

{Cut to Namine's mansion again. She's in the living room, sketching the whole Ark again.}

NAMINE: Now that that's finished... I'll wanna have pizza. {dials a number for pizza} Hello? Yes, I'd like a few pepperoni pizza boxes thank you very much. $10? Ok! {hangs up} Now to get a green marker {gets a green marker, then continues the episode}

{Cut inside Sephiroth's Apartment. Everyone is still there, along with lots more guests who are there, with no explaination.}

CLANK: Was there any point in doing this?

SEPHIROTH: YES! I WILL HAVE A PARTY!!!

RATCHET: I Ain't complaining. {Eats a Muffin.}

{Limp Biskit music plays in the background}

NOXIGAR: That'd be Namine's iPod.

CLANK: Do we have a Chuck Norris person around here?

SEPHIROTH: No. {Throws iPod out of the window.} LIMP BIZKIT SUCKS!!! YOU CAN GO HOTDOG FLAVOURED WATER!!! Besides, Namine can draw a new one. Now, LET'S CELEBRATE!! {Puts Music on.}

{Cut to the Decade Eagle}

USERUNKNOWN:Do we have a lock on Sephiroth?

SUN PILOT:Yes sir.

USERUNKNOWN:Good.Get to his position.

{Cut back}

CHAOS: Sephiroth! The SUN force is going to blast you! RUN!

SEPHIROTH: {Puts Barrier over The Ark, and the Apartment, also creating sigs ships from Zero Wing.}

ZIGS: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!

USERUNKNOWN:{Outside}Pizza!You guys order a pizza?

SEPHIROTH: Yes we did.

USERUNKNOWN:{Outside}Well I have it right here!Will you let me in?

CHAOS: FIRE!

{The blasters on the ark shoot giant red blasts, launches missiles, and shoots wind blasts, then, the Decade Eagle falls.}

CHAOS: Unless you can give us the location of an egotistical, maniacal, Hyperactive, destructive red muffin with horns and a tail, GO AWAY!

SEPHIROTH: Oh yeah, did anyone mention what I got from First Chaos, when we killed him? {Holds Blue Crystal on Chain.} This. Completely purified of Evil. The Celestial Crystal.

{The Decade Eagle rises back up}

USERUNKNOWN:For that, you don't get your pizza!

{Another Znex appears with the pizza and winks at the other Znex, who immediately disappears.}

ZNEX: What pizza? {holds it up}

VINDICATOR: I have no idea what is happening, so I'm removing myself from this universe.

{A purple portal opens up.}

VINDICATOR: {like Chef (from South Park)} Goodbye.

{Vindicator walks through the portal, which shortly thereafter dissipates.}

SEPHIROTH: Bye Bye Now. {To Znex.} Wow, Znex, did you make this all by yourself? Thanks! He's $10! {Eats some.} WHOA!! THIS PIZZA IS THE BEST PIZZA EVER!!! Better that SUN pizza, I'm sure. Well, this is a party! LETS CELEBRATE!!! {Pulls a lever, and decorations appear)}

{Cut to Namine's living room again, with Noxigar arriving}

NOXIGAR: Hey, I'm home. Also, I have the robot materials to make Tom Servo and Crow from Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Got the parts from Home Depot.

NAMINE: Just killing off all nominable antagonists one by one, starting with this odd muffin. I must've had the munchies when I created him.

NOXIGAR: If you need instructions on how to deal with munchies, I'll check out the enclosed instruction book. DiZ will help with these robots. That way we can have more fun characters inside Twilight Town's non-simulated part of the dimension.

NAMINE: I called for pizza while you were gone.

NOXIGAR: Alright.

{Namine continues to draw the story from where it left off. OK Go plays in the background as Sephiroth's party officially begins.}

NOXIGAR: iPod again.

CLANK: Hmm... I was wondering why OK Go was playing so randomly. Come to think of it, I'd rather have "Fergilicious" be playing instead. The song, according to my data, attracts Willy Wonka and any food-related object. Since our opposition is a muffin, and we have sudden unexplained addictions to pizza, the song I asked for should be played so we can get the plot onward.

SEPHIROTH: Nah, this is more appropriate! {Plays I want candy, until Ratchet hits the radio with his wrench.}

RATCHET: Sorry. I don't like that song.

{Chaos flies the ark next to the building, and taps on the glass twice. Sephiroth looks at Chaos, who points to the Muffin of D00M with an army of vandal knights. The Building then, turns into a Giant Robo Mecha suit, resembling the Building still. Inside of it, it still looks like the original building. The Mech starts firing rockets, and Pacmen at the MOD, and the Knights.}

MUFFIN OF D00M: {Singsongy} Peta-FLAAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!

{A giant laser removes the mecha's left arm from the mecha.}

{OOC:Mechquest-Much? -Chaos)

{OOC: You'd think so, but no. A Parody of Gundam and Transformers.}

{The Mecha's Arm reattaches.}

SEPHIROTH: A Muffin? A MUFFIN? A MUFFIN AS A VILLAIN? I CAN NOT BELEIVE IT!!! WHAT'S NEXT? THE BROWNIE OF ANN0YENCE?

{A Brownie pops up}

BOA: Cool! Cool! I'm a brownie! Whee!!! {Flies around everyone, then gets out a grenade launcher.} SCIENTOLOGY BLAAAAAAAAST!!!!!!! {A Giant Grenade hits the Muffin.}

SEPHIROTH: Whoa.

{A little ship sails up right next to the MOD's ship, and a big Kirby hops out of it onto the MOD's ship.}

THE MUFFIN EATER: MUFFINS!

SEPHIROTH: Oh man, what's happening now? {A Giant Ship, full of treats flies up. Out of it comes the treats.}

DEPRESSED D0NUT: Man, I'm upset, because I have a hole in me. And the fact that the Muffin of D00M is fighting.

DANISH D4NISH: Man, I just got back from holiday from Holland, and now this? Man?

GENEROUS W4FFLE: We should take the Muffin down!

ANGRY CHURR0: GRR!!! MUFFIN OF DOOM ALWAYS DOES THIS CRAP! I AM SO ANGRY ABOUT THAT!!!

{Cut back to Namine's living room with the sketch of the different treats.}

NAMINE: {sighs} Noxi! Anything besides sweets?

NOXIGAR: There's always MST3K commentary. We could commentate on the episode. I finished Crow T. Robot.

{Crow arrives}

CROW: What did you do to Joel and Mike?

NOXIGAR: Nothing.

{ROB comes in, along with Game and Watch.}

ROB: Hey, Noxigar.

{Cut to where the MOD is.}

MUFFIN OF D00M: Yawn. I can't find a decent rip in the universe.

{The Muffin Eater enters.}

THE MUFFIN EATER: MUFFIN!

MUFFIN OF D00M: Very funny.

{The Muffin of D00M uses Peta-Flare, and kills him.}

ALL OF THE GOOD TREATS: {Start Charging a lazer, of all colours.} FIREY TACKLE!!!!111 {A Lazer, just like the Peta-Flare hits the MOD, doing quite some damage.}

{The Muffin Eater reappears, as it turned out he just swallowed the Peta-Flare. He inhales the Muffin of D00M and starts chewing.}

THE MUFFIN EATER: Mmmm...MUFFIN!

{A small army of 6 shadows fly in.}

SHADOW #1: Oh, after 45 billion years, we have found him!

SHADOW #2: Yes, but he doesn't seem as dangerous.

SHADOW #1: What are you talking about! He killed our race!!!

SHADOW #3: But he didn't kill us.

SHADOW #1: And that was the biggest mistake of all!

{They fly into the mecha, then hide.}

{Inside the Mecha/Golden Airship/Apartment.}

SEPHIROTH: Did you hear anything anyone?

CLANK: Yes... I did.. Sounded like some crawling...

TAILS: Sonic, what is this?!

SONIC: Hmm... Should we go investigate?

SEPHIROTH: Yes...

{The Mecha transforms into the Golden Airship.}

SEPHIROTH: Alright people! Let's split up! Me and Vincent are going around to the Bottom.

{Cut to the bottom of the ship. The Shadows are there, waiting.}

SHADOW #1: SEPHIROTH! After all these years, we have found you!

SEPHIROTH: What?! Who..Who are you!?

SHADOW #1: You know who we are! You killed us all!

SEPHIROTH: Wait... you don't mean..

SHADOW #1: Yes, it's us. We are, THE GLABAL!!!! {They climb out of the Shadows to reveal they are a group of highly evolved Glabal Aliens, with a humanoid body.}

SEPHIROTH: WHAT?! You're... different!

GLABAL LEADER: We evolved.

GLABAL SEC (Glabal #3): See, after a long amount of years, things change, and species change, to adapt to it.

GLABAL LEADER: We aren't the weak brutish species we were before!

GLABAL HYU (Glabal #2): WE BARELY ARE A SPECIES!! THERE'S ONLY 6 OF US LEFT!!

SEPHIROTH: Hmph! If I can kill you in Thousands, I can kill you, in 6!

GLABAL LEADER: Wrong. We grew, to be more powerful than you. By the way, you're not the only one we want to kill.

SEPHIROTH: Who's the other guy then?

GLABAL LEADER: .......Chaos.

SEPHIROTH: CHAOS? Why him?

GLABAL LEADER: We figured his power would be essential for us. We want to grow even more powerful! WE WANT TO RULE EVERYTHING!!!

SEPHIROTH: If First Chaos couldn't succeed, than why do you think you can?

GLABAL LEADER: Because, the First Chaos is weak, compared to the combined power of us! We expect to see you soon! HAHAHAHA!!! {They all transport out, in a fit of insane laughter.}

SEPHIROTH: Oh no! We're in trouble! {Gets out a portable intercom.} EVERYONE! THE GLABAL ARE GOING TO ATTACK!!! PREPARE TO FIGHT!

{The Episode ends.}

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