(even if you aren't vegan)
Sheriff and former Emperor of the Wiki User Wiki
Well hello there, nice of you to drop on by!
Feel free to stay as long as you like, I've got all the time in the world. It's nice to have a visitor come around once in a while anyway.
So, what brings you here, eh? Come to meet the Sheriff of this mighty fine town? Or just here to pay your respects to the former Emperor?
Ah, no matter the motive, you're welcome to visit you like, friend!
- Real name: Alexander J.P.
- Age: Old enough to know better, that's for sure.
- Nationality:
British-Canadian-British - Religion I believe in something. Not sure what I would call it, or what it even is, but I definitely believe in something.
- Political stance: I no longer indulge in petty politics. I'm only here to keep the people safe.
There was a time where I used to rule this area with an iron fist. Many people respected me and many more feared me, but suffice to say, those days are gone. What happened? Well frankly, I just got rather bored of it. No challenges, no excitement, no nothing. Sitting around in a palace all day having people do things for you.. Sounds great at first, but after a while you start getting feelings of independence. And that's exactly what I did. I just got up and left my position, demoting myself to a rank that I personally find much more exciting than sitting on a plush chair all day. I wanted in on all the action while still serving the people as their protector. And what better to do all that than a sheriff, eh?
You need not be afraid of me no more, unless you're planning to pick on someone innocent. If that's the case, you better run as fast as you can, and pray to god that I miss. And honey, let me tell you something. I never miss a shot.
Friends
Friends? I don't pick and choose. For what it's worth, you are all my friends!
Enemies
I try not to make enemies any more. But if you threaten the peace of this humble area? Well, you and I are gonna have a little problem.
Outside Contact
You wanna converse out of this little place? Feel free, friend.
