(even if you aren't vegan)
The Lex Empire - A Glorious Nation Of Peace and Love
Hello there. My name is Lex, and I am the current Emperor of the Lex Empire, which happens to be the biggest empire of people on this website. Do make yourselves comfortable as I tell you more about myself.
- Real Name: Alex
- Age: 16
- Birthday: December 31
- Nationality: British/Canadian
- Religion: Agnostic
- Political Stance: I am my own god.
I currently reside in the United Kingdom, and I am loved by many. So much that the Queen offered to raise me as her heir, which I so modestly declined, due to me already being an emperor. I go golfing with Prince Charles every two weeks, and I occasionally hold parties with David Bowie, with Daft Punk always acting as my personal DJs. I am also the World Champion, and I live in a gigantic mansion beside the sea, where I chill out with my many hot super models. I am also a world hero, saving the world from Aliens not once, but 5 times in my lifetime. You didn't hear about it or see it happen, but just take my word for it, okay.
These are people cool enough to be invited to my many mansion parties.
- User:Zoo977's Empire
- User:HunkOfJunk's Empire
You might be thinking: How could anybody hate you, Lex? You're a sexy god! Well, I am an Emperor, afterall.. And you know, people can get jealous.
- - SKUB ? Possibly a threat
- -Carl Brain Possibly a threat
- Bre Not a threat at all. But still an enemy.