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(There I fixed my Facebook. So anybody who wanted to add me but couldn't, because of my faggy privacy settings.. Hopefully they can.)
 
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{{DISPLAYTITLE:The Lex Empire - A Glorious Nation Of Peace and Love}}
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My name is Alex.
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Hello there. My name is Lex, and I am the current Emperor of the Lex Empire, which happens to be the biggest empire of people on this website. Do make yourselves comfortable as I tell you more about myself.
 
  
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But you can call me Sephiroth.
  
*'''Real Name:''' Alex
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*'''Age:''' 16
 
*'''Birthday:''' December 31
 
*'''Nationality:''' British/Canadian
 
*'''Religion:''' Agnostic
 
*'''Political Stance:''' I am my own god.
 
 
 
I currently reside in the United Kingdom, and I am loved by many. So much that the Queen offered to raise me as her heir, which I so modestly declined, due to me already being an emperor. I go golfing with Prince Charles every two weeks, and I occasionally hold parties with David Bowie, with Daft Punk always acting as my personal DJs. I am also the World Champion, and I live in a gigantic mansion beside the sea, where I chill out with my many hot super models. I am also a world hero, saving the world from Aliens not once, but 5 times in my lifetime. You didn't hear about it or see it happen, but just take my word for it, okay.
 
 
 
== Facebook ==
 
* [http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/AlexJPO Add me here, if you want.]
 
 
 
== Allies ==
 
These are people cool enough to be invited to my many mansion parties.
 
 
 
* [[User:Chaosvii7|Chaos]]
 
* [[User:Bellstrom|Bellstrom]]
 
* [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
 
* [[User:MelonDemon43|Melon]]
 
* [[User:Kirbychu HR'D|Kirbychu]]
 
* [[User:Zoo977]]'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s Empire'''
 
* [[User:HunkOfJunk]]<nowiki>'</nowiki>s Empire
 
* [[User:Noxigar|Noxigar]]
 
* [[User:Remolay]]
 
 
 
== Enemies ==
 
You might be thinking: How could anybody hate you, Lex? You're a sexy god! Well, I ''am'' an Emperor, afterall.. And you know, people can get jealous.
 
* {{User:Skullbuggy/sig}} '''Possibly a threat'''
 
* <s>{{User:Strong Intelligent/sig}}</s> '''Surrendered'''
 
* -[[User:Ninjaduck|'''Carl Brain''']] '''Possibly a threat'''
 
* {{User:Raiku/siggy}} '''Not a threat at all. But still an enemy.'''
 
 
 
== The Emperor's Theme ==
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 20:07, 15 July 2022

My name is Alex.


But you can call me Sephiroth.

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