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Welcome to my userpage. I trust you'll find it to be well suited for your interests, yes? I do pride myself on being an excellent host.
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Welcome ta mah userpage. I trust yo dirty ass is gonna find it ta be well suited fo' yo' interests, yes, biatch? I do pride mah dirty ass on bein a pimpin host.
  
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Out of all the guests who have come to this fine establishment, almost none of them have been disappointed. Yes. Almost none. Unfortunately, as anyone would know, there are some people who are just impossible to please. But I tend not to concern myself with the matters of the ungrateful.
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Out of all tha guestz whoz ass have come ta dis fine establishment, almost none of em done been pissed tha fuck off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yes fo' realz. Almost none. Unfortunately, as every last muthafuckin muthafucka would know, there is some gangstas whoz ass is just impossible ta please. But I tend not ta concern mah dirty ass wit tha mattaz of tha ungrateful.
  
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I know it's more of a problem with them than with me, of course. For it would be absolutely impossible that someone of my unfathomable intellect, limitless knowledge, and mind boggling charisma would make a mistake when it comes being a host, correct?
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I know itz mo' of a problem wit em than wit me, of course. For it would be straight-up impossible dat some muthafucka of mah unfathomable intellect, limitless knowledge, n' mind bogglin charisma would cook up a mistake when it comes bein a host, erect?
  
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Oh, of course I am. I'm always correct.
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Oh, of course I am. I be always erect.
  
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Now then, I assume you wish to learn more about me. It's only natural when you're faced with a being as interesting as myself, after all. Hopefully your curiosity will not be unsatiated.
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Now then, I assume you wish ta learn mo' bout mah dirty ass. Itz only natural when yo ass is faced wit a funky-ass bein as horny-ass as mah dirty ass, afta all yo. Hopefully yo' curiositizzle aint gonna be unsatiated.
  
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My name is Alexander, and I am currently 17 years old. Located in Toronto, Canada, yet formerly of the United Kingdom. I've moved around a lot during my lifetime, and I am well acquainted with both North American and European cultures.
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My fuckin name is Alexander, n' I be currently 17 muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Located up in Toronto, Canada, yet formerly of tha United Ghetto. I've moved around a shitload durin mah lifetime, n' I be well acquainted wit both Uptown American n' European cultures.
  
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If there is anything else you want to ask me, you can feel free to do so. I am aware that you will obviously have a great deal of questions for an omnipotent being such as myself, and as the great host I happen to be, I will make sure to answer them all with a great deal of truth. I will not lie to you as I believe that deception is not at all necessary to achieve my motives, and you'll find that I am actually quite patient with all my guests, no matter how rude, boorish, or inflammatory they happen to be.
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If there be anythang else you wanna ask me, you can feel free ta do so. I be aware dat yo big-ass booty is ghon obviously gotz a pimped out deal of thangs fo' a omnipotent bein like fuckin mah dirty ass, n' as tha pimped out host I happen ta be, I will make shizzle ta answer em all wit a pimped out deal of truth. I aint gonna lie ta you as I believe dat deception aint at all necessary ta achieve mah motives, n' yo dirty ass is gonna find dat I be muthafuckin like patient wit all mah guests, no matter how tha fuck rude, boorish, and inflammatory they happen ta be.
  
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Such is the nature of a great host.
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Such is tha nature of a pimped out host.
  
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If you wish to contact me offsite, you may feel free to do so via these methods:  
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If you wish ta contact mah crazy ass offsite, you may feel free ta do so via these methods:
  
 
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Welcome ta mah userpage. I trust yo dirty ass is gonna find it ta be well suited fo' yo' interests, yes, biatch? I do pride mah dirty ass on bein a pimpin host.

Out of all tha guestz whoz ass have come ta dis fine establishment, almost none of em done been pissed tha fuck off. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Yes fo' realz. Almost none. Unfortunately, as every last muthafuckin muthafucka would know, there is some gangstas whoz ass is just impossible ta please. But I tend not ta concern mah dirty ass wit tha mattaz of tha ungrateful.

I know itz mo' of a problem wit em than wit me, of course. For it would be straight-up impossible dat some muthafucka of mah unfathomable intellect, limitless knowledge, n' mind bogglin charisma would cook up a mistake when it comes bein a host, erect?

Oh, of course I am. I be always erect.

Now then, I assume you wish ta learn mo' bout mah dirty ass. Itz only natural when yo ass is faced wit a funky-ass bein as horny-ass as mah dirty ass, afta all yo. Hopefully yo' curiositizzle aint gonna be unsatiated.

My fuckin name is Alexander, n' I be currently 17 muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Located up in Toronto, Canada, yet formerly of tha United Ghetto. I've moved around a shitload durin mah lifetime, n' I be well acquainted wit both Uptown American n' European cultures.

If there be anythang else you wanna ask me, you can feel free ta do so. I be aware dat yo big-ass booty is ghon obviously gotz a pimped out deal of thangs fo' a omnipotent bein like fuckin mah dirty ass, n' as tha pimped out host I happen ta be, I will make shizzle ta answer em all wit a pimped out deal of truth. I aint gonna lie ta you as I believe dat deception aint at all necessary ta achieve mah motives, n' yo dirty ass is gonna find dat I be muthafuckin like patient wit all mah guests, no matter how tha fuck rude, boorish, and inflammatory they happen ta be.

Such is tha nature of a pimped out host.

If you wish ta contact mah crazy ass offsite, you may feel free ta do so via these methods:

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