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User:Noxigar/Zed, Bring Out the Olympians/Zeus
Zeus is the sort of bachelor you would find to be utmostedly popular, given the Greeks hail him as the guy who saved everyone else from some Titans. In reality...
He's a complete bastard, who hits on anything that has a pulse. The other Olympians tend to bring forth their complaints about his generally abhorrent harassment of everyone, but their complaints largely tend to fall on deaf ears. The only reasons the other Olympians haven't straight out exiled him is because he quickly reminds them of how he brought them all together from the prison of a black Sega Saturn. Zeus' alpha attitude is also what results in a lot of the trouble that the outside world faces, be it directly or indirectly. Zeus has had numerous illegitimate children, who've grown up in different social environments, but with the same paternal trait: complete and utter moral bankruptcy, and a general disregard for everyone else.