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ANNOUNCER: After it's break, and the rescuing of Chaos, Battels is back up and running! And in our first match of the circuit, we have Chaos facing Znex, the time traveller!

CHAOS: I'm finally ready. And with my new...Pet... I'm bound to win!

ZNEX: Okay....just to make it fair, though, should I keep the Cuff of Time on, thus making me immortal and giving me time travel abilities and thus making the fight a whole lot tougher or should I take it off?

CHAOS: You'll wish you'd kept it on at the end. {Splits into 5 and teleports}

ZNEX: I'll keep it on, then.

{Znex disappears and appears behind each of the Chaos clones' backs and knocks them all out in a split second in succession and then appears back.}

ZNEX: Your...turn!

{Chaos clears away the red mist to reveal a near-dead Znex.}

CHAOS: Now we're getting somewhere.

ZNEX: What is all the red mist supposed to be for, anyway? Besides, with the Cuff of Time on, I can't be killed. Just...don't try to kill me okay?

{Znex gets out a red and white capsule and absorbs it, becoming better, and then emits a giant purple beam from his hands, pushing Chaos off his feet and into the air. When he falls down, he's knocked out.}

ZNEX: Your turn.

{Chaos turns into black ash and reappears in back of Znex.}

CHAOS: I'm sorry, but one of us has to lose, wither way, and after you go first, it doesn't go in turns, you just battle it out, till the end.

{Chaos digs his hand into Znex's chest, making blood squirt everywhere.}

ZNEX: Ick. {pulls Chaos' hand out of his chest and then absorbs another red and white capsule, becoming instantly better} I never knew these matches had to be deathmatches. Oh well.

{Znex flips over Chaos' head and kicks Chaos up in the air. When he comes back down, he does a kick-punch-kick combo, sending him up in the air again. When he comes down yet again, Znex does one almighty kick, sending Chaos out of the planet's orbit.}

ZNEX: You forget, I was, and am, one of the greatest challengers back in 20X6. Oh, just to make sure, ALMIGHTY Z ATTACK! {everything that is within 10000km's reach of him explodes, thus destroying the entire planet} Meet you back on Planet K. {fades out and disappears}

{Chaos lands back on the planet, all repaired, fixed, and with Znex standing in the arena.}

CHAOS: I can fix the universe. Now, to assure that it's as fair as it's going to get.

{Chaos opens his coffin, to reveal a mess of tentacles that grab Znex, and destroy his Cuff of Time, then bites him, making a 666 in blood appear on his chest.}

ZNEX: Ick. {absorbs red and white capsule, becoming instantly better} Uh, just so you know, the real Cuff of Time is undestroyable. Which means it's on my other arm. Besides, I asked at the beginning if I should take it off or not, and since you didn't give an answer, I kept it on. Anyway...

{Another Znex appears behind Chaos and starts attacking him. After a while, Znex winks at him, with which the other Znex winks back, and then Znex starts charging up, while the other Znex keeps keeping him business. The other Znex then jumps away, which is when Znex releases a beam of such power that it literally tears Chaos apart. Znex then disappears, and the other Znex then grabs the bits of Chaos and teleports. After a while he teleports back.}

ZNEX: So...I win?

{Chaos appears in front of Znex, and puts his hand in Znex's again, this time, pulling out a large, red demon.}

DEMON: Destroy!

CHAOS: Nowhere near it.

ZNEX: Hmmm, strange. But, if you want me to destroy you, then okay!

{Znex disappears and the demon explodes, revealing Znex from inside it.}

ZNEX: Now to do a dance. {does a little dance}

{The demon reforms and returns to Chaos' side.}

CHAOS: Nice try.

{Znex disappears and the demon explodes, revealing Znex from inside it.}

ZNEX: Wanna see how many times I can do this?

IM A BELL: {from audience} Yes.

{Chaos absrobs the Demon, turning into Demon Chaos, but without the stones.}

DEMON CHAOS: It's a good thing I have control of this form. {slices Znex in half with his Impure Zanmato}

{Znex then comes back together.}

ZNEX: Remember, I am unkillable.

{Znex disappears and Demon Chaos explodes, revealing Znex from inside him.}

ZNEX: Now do I win?

{Demon Chaos opens his eyes, and Znex is in hundreds of pieces.}

DEMON CHAOS: Don't worry. Your loss will be easy to get over.

{Znex comes back together. He closes and opens his eyes, and Chaos is in thousands of pieces.}

ZNEX: Now do I win?

{Demon Chaos pulls Znex's soul out with an anchor.}

DEMON CHAOS: Don't worry. I'm just getting help on my side. This will, in no way, harm or kill you.

ZNEX'S SOUL: Um...how come that doesn't make me feel any better?

DEMON CHAOS: I dunno.

{The Cuff of Time starts beeping, and all of a sudden, Znex's soul is sucked back into his body.}

ZNEX: Wow, I never knew it could do that.

{Znex, pressing a certain button on the Cuff of Time manages to freeze time, and chops Demon Chaos' frozen body into thousands of pieces. After that, he makes it into a milkshake, and gives it to aliens to drink.}

ZNEX: NOW do I win?

DEMON CHAOS: Just chopping me up will not make you win. You actually have to retaliate and fight back, not copy things I do and rely on a terrible fashion object.

ZNEX: Alrighty...

{Znex jumps on Demon Chaos and does a huge flurry of attacks.}

ZNEX: Now do I win?

{Demon Chaos rips off Znex's arm(either one) and swallows it.}

DEMON CHAOS: MM!!!

{Znex disappears and reappears in Demon Chaos' stomach, grabs his arm back, and reappears back, and puts his arm back on.}

DEMON CHAOS: You're funny, trying to fix everything.

ZNEX: Why thank you...I think... {stabs Demon Chaos in the back, shoots him ten times, and throws a nuclear bomb into his mouth} Hammerspace can be useful at times. :D

{Demon Chaos swallows the bomb.}

DEMON CHAOS: Yumm!

{Demon Chaos explodes.}

ZNEX: Now do I win? AM I EVER GONNA WIN?!?!

DEMON CHAOS: No.

{Znex walks away.}

ZNEX: Fine, you win. Have a nice day. Goodbye.

ANNOUNCER: And chaos wins?

DEMON CHAOS: Cool?

IM A BELL: BOO! THAT BATTEL SUCKED!