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Revision as of 22:32, 29 October 2016
DIRECTOR: Aye, next pic we be doin' will be nam'd "Star Dave"! Are ye readday?
DAVE: {Holding a tequila in one hand and a playboy in another} Y..yeah, I'm.. readddy... {throws up}
DIRECTOR: Arr, this ain't gonna be no good!
DAVE: Wh..wghat did ya say?..
DIRECTOR: I said ye be no good!
DAVE: Listen, do I look like a bitch to you?
DIRECTOR: What?
DAVE: DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH TO YOU?
DIRECTOR: We' not doin' Pulp Fiction fa a while yet Dave!
DAVE: I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES, ANSWER ME!! DO I LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!
DIRECTOR: ....Nae..
DAVE: THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YA TRYIN' TO SCREW ME LIKE A BITCH THEN?
DIRECTOR: Laddie, ya drunk!! I'm afraid I gottae be docking ya pay!!
DAVE: You can't do this to me!! Do ya know who th' hell I am?!
DIRECTOR: Ye be my actor!
DAVE: I'M THE GODDAMN WALRUS!! {Swigs another round, and then falls back on the floor.}
DIRECTOR: Right... Yeah, I be goin' fa a drink! Anyuun willin' to com?
{The director leaves, along with the rest of the crew}
