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| + | PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: |
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| − | *Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. I'f not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed.
| + | DO NOT TRY DRINKING DEL TACO HOT SAUCE PACKETS |
| − | *I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!
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| − | *Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits...no, no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, BORING! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You've seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort.
| + | THE DISGUSTINGLY HOT TASTE WILL RIP YOUR MOUTH APART |
| − | *Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!
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| − | *I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.
| + | THAT IS ALL |
| − | *... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!
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| − | *I'm a little busy here! I'm trying to decide what to have for dinner. Oh, how I love to eat. One of my favorite things to do. Go talk to Haskill, he's got more brains than a brain pie! Ooh...brain pie... perfect! ...Care to donate?
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| − | *I hate indecision! ... or maybe I don't. Well, make up your mind. Or I'll have your skin made into a hat. Maybe one of those arrowcatchers. I love those hats!
| + | This message was sponsored by the People's Republic of China. |
| − | *Ta! Come visit again! Or I'll pluck out your eyes, ha ha ha!
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| − | *[About Jyggalag] Malacath is more popular at parties! And Malacath is NOT popular at parties!
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| − | *Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true? You've run a maze like a good little rat. But no cheese for you yet. Well, maybe a little.
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| − | *And Xedilian? Seeing as you're standing here, I assume you've succeeded. Or you're terribly confused. Or really lacking in good judgment.
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| − | *The Isles. THE ISLES! They're a wonderful place to be, except when they are horrible. Then they are HORRIBLY WONDERFUL! Good for a visit! Or for an eternity.
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| − | *YOU dare interrupt ME? Only I interrupt me! Like just then.
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| − | *You're making my teeth itch!
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| − | *It'll move mountains! It'll mount movements!
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| − | *Daedra are the embodiment of change, change and permanency. I'm no different. Except in the ways that I am.
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| − | *Woops! I guess the cat's out of the bag on that one! Who puts cats in bags anyhow? Cats HATE bags.
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| − | *Now get out of here before I change my mind....or my mind changes me.
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| − | *Wondering why I let him/her go, don't you? I can see it in your face... mostly in your eyes. I may take those from you when all of this is over.
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