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Okay, so you're probably wondering... why isn't this in the interactives. Well, this won't be running very long (Only from today to November 3rd). And it'll only be once a year. So it's not really worth putting in interactives. You can be as many characters as you want, as you control them in a halloween party at Badstar's.

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• Badstar - Nostalgia Critic
• Gilligan - Apollo Justice from Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney
• Kyubii - Conker The Squrriel from Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Demyx - Freddie Mercury
• Shiela - Cinderella from... guess.
• Edward - Shelly De Killer from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Justice For All.
• GSM - Jet Jaguar from Godzilla vs Megalon
• Estelle - Konata from Lucky Star
• Zoo977 - Sponge bob from Spongebob
• Albino - Patrick from Spongebob
• Dot - Sandy from Spongebob
• Lemon - Ozzy Osborne
• Liame - Kenny from South Park
• That Little Guy -Marge from The Simpsons
• John: - John Lennon
• Sneaky Pete: Kid Speedy
• Sephiroth: Avgn
• Raiku: Peter Petrelli
• Raggon: Muhammadah Ali
• Raggonix: Iron Man
• Meg: Claire Bennet
• Ace: Aquaman
• Cam: Orville Wright
• Maine: Stephen Canfield
• Rift: Hiro Nakamura
• Jak: Jak from Jak & Daxter
• Cage: Steel
• Masa: A lightbulb
• Kane: A robot
• Echo: Gene Simons
• Bane: Neo
• Maime: A Shadow fron KH
• Kale: An eskimo
• Slot: A slot machine
• Gale: Keira from Jak & Daxter
• Jerry: Klavier Gavin (from AJ:AA)
• Casey: Sha Rock (from the Funky Four + One)
• SkullB: R2-D2
• The Spart: Maestro

PARTEH TIME

{Badstar's mansion is surrounded by green fog and giant pumpkins. The doors open by themselves, revealing Badstar in his costume.}

BADSTAR: Nope. Nobody yet...

{dot, zoo, and albino (walking in that order) walk in}

ZOO977, DOT, AND ALBINO: Hi!

BADSTAR: Um... did I even invite y-

DOT: Yep! {holds up a party invite from badstar. also, while she's talking, albino walks offscreen}

ZOO977: Albino! Pumpkins aren't food until they're cooked!

{rumbling is heard. Lemon, Liame, John, TLG, and Sneaky Pete surf in on 1,000,000 pieces of candy}

DOT AND ZOO977: {in unison} That's food! {dot holds up an arm sleeve from her costume, and points at the candy}

LIAME: DON'T EAT IT!!!! I... love... sugarrrrrrrr...

ZOO977: Don't worry, Albino's an idiot. {puts a piece of glass in front of albino, causing him to rebound back from the candy when he hits it. he bounces back and forth}

DOT: Yay! He's off our hands!

LEMON: LEROY JENKINS CANDY? {pulls up candy bar} SERIOUSLY?

ALBINO: MINE! MINE! {attempts to grab the candy}

ZOO977: Im'a go inside now... {runs inside.}

DOT: RUN! {jumps through the window}

ALBINO: AAAAAAGH! {attempts to jump through the glass. he hits it, but goes unconsious}

DOT: False alarm! {walks outside}

{Inside...}

KYUBII: So Edward, what are you anyway? Some... butler that got his face stabbed sevreal times?

EDWARD: I do believe I have told you this many times, master Kyubii, I am Shelly de Killer from Phoenix Wright: Justice For all.

KYUBII: ...I still say butler that got his face stabbed sevreal times.

{zoo walks in}

ZOO977: Where's the fuji apple juice?

GSM: Fuji? {Pronounces it "Fudgey"}

ZOO977: No, fuji!

ESTELLE: Fuji? {Pronounces it "Foojeye"}

ZOO977: Correct.

SEPHIROTH: {Comes in, notices Badstar's costume.} Crap.

ZOO977: I'm going to go steal some thi- I mean look for the apple juice. {walks off}

BADSTAR: NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!

SEPHIROTH: CRITIC!!!!

BADSTAR: ...Soooo... parody NC vs AVGN fight?

ZOO977: {walks in with a grandfather clock} Hey. {walks out of the house}

EDWARD: {Drives after Zoo} I do say! Please return my clock at once!

{zoo walks in, bashes edward with the clock, and walks out}

RAIKU: Were here!

SEPHIROTH: So Badstar... Sure! Have at you! {Starts throwing pens at him.}

BADSTAR: {Pulls out gun}

SEPHIROTH: HADOKEN!! {Hadokens Badstar, then gives him the bird.}

BADSTAR: {Falls into a tower of boxes} Who the hell keeps boxes around!?

SEPHIROTH: NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MY BOXES!!

BADSTAR: ...That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard!!!

{Outside...}

{Gilligan is hiding out in the bushes in front of the mansion.}

GILLIGAN: {Muttering under his breath} Why do I have to scare people? Who would be scared by a defense attorney with a loud voice?

{Jerry pops up beside him.}

JERRY: What, you play Ace Attorney, too?

GILLIGAN: AAH!!! Where the crap did you come from!?

JERRY: Dunno. I guess I was phased into reality.

GILLIGAN: ...Aw, nevermind. Just stay still and wait for somebody to come. Then we pop out and scare them.

{zoo walks back onscreen. the clock is now stuffed with pumpkin guts.}

ZOO977: How do I take these guts out of the clock?

JERRY AND GILLIGAN: {jumping from bushes} A-boogidy-boogidy-blood-and-guts!

{The Spart comes in, not noticing Jerry and Gilligan.}

THE SPART: So Sephiroth told me to meet him here...

GILLIGAN: ... FEAR US, DAMIT.

THE SPART: Wow. I am so scared. A rocker and a lawyer. You want to see scary?

{zoo takes out a straw. He begins drinking the pumpkin guts}

THE SPART: Pumpkin Guts? I love them. {Takes some and eats them.} Yummy.

{suddenly, a seed gets ino the straw. zoo sucks his head into it}

ZOO977: Um... ow?

GILLIGAN: Well, that sucked. Back in the bush... {Gets back in the bush along with Jerry}

THE SPART: Come on! Don't you really want to see anything scary?

ZOO977: No matter. All I need to do is get a pair of siccors. {bumps into the wall of badstars house, walks inside}

THE SPART: Ok... {Goes into the bush.} But seriously, I bet I can make all you guys in cold sweat before the night ends.

GILLIGAN: Okay, fine... go ahead...

THE SPART: Ok. {Starts stretching his mouth. Gilligan and Jerry look confused. As he stretches it further, they get even more confused. Suddenly he stretches his mouth straight down to the ground.}

GILLIGAN: ...What the h-

{Suddenly The Spart rips his face off, revealing a skull.}

GILLIGAN: JIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIEJIBBLIE

{zoo falls out a second story window. he falls onto the grass, the straw sticking into the ground. he moves his legs like he is walking}

ZOO977: The siccors have to be around here somewhere!

{The Spart smacks himself in the head, shattering the skull, and revealing his normal face.}

THE SPART: See. How neat was that?

{zoo falls onto the ground. he picks up a hunormous pair of garden clippers}

ZOO977: Here they are!

THE SPART: {Evil smile.} Oh yeah. watch this! {His hand goes on fire. He then touches Zoo, who goes Aflame.}

ZOO977: Oops. {useing the garden clipper, he clips at the fire in a way that causes it to jump off of him.} There we go! {cuts off the straw}

THE SPART: Weird.

ZOO977: {looks around} This isn't the kitchen!