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| − | {{YouTube|e-epVr5kr8M}}
| + | god guys I love ponies so fucking much |
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| − | 'Sup bitches?
| + | this is the best pony and you will respect her dammit http://i53.tinypic.com/2ps4npx.gif |
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| − | Check me out over at Steam as The Great and Powerful Luna.
| + | now excuse me while I go commision art of my oc pony making out with rainbow dash because she is 20% cooler |
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| − | AREN'T PONIES GREAT GUYS '''AREN'T THEY GREAT'''
| + | see what I did there |
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| − | == BADSTAR'S OMEGLE ESCAPADES ==
| + | did you |
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| − | Stranger: hi
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| − | You: Greetings.
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| − | Stranger: where u from?
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| − | You: Planet Splindak.
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected
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| − | '''Okay, I was gonna jump into character into this next one, but then somebody said "ASL". ...Again. I had to know what this meant.'''
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| − | Stranger: asl
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| − | You: I've been hearing that a lot. What does "asl" mean?
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| − | Stranger: age/sex/location
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| − | You: Ah.
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| − | You: 15, male, the moon.
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| − | Stranger: k no be serious plz
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| − | You: Okay, okay. Sorry.
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| − | You: I live on Mars. Not the moon
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | '''This guy is awesome'''
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| − | Stranger: Hi
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| − | You: Greetings.
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| − | Stranger: Classy
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| − | You: I try
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| − | Stranger: Its nice
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| − | You: It is. I am always one for classiness.
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| − | Stranger: Good
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| − | Stranger: Where are you from?
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| − | You: The moon.
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| − | Stranger: I see
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| − | You: Nice up here. Quiet, but nice.
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| − | You: You?
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| − | Stranger: Holland
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| − | You: Oh. Y'know, you're nice. Most usually leave when I say I'm from the moon.
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| − | Stranger: Thanks and no problem
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| − | You: Really, how is it so hard to be believe?
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| − | Stranger: No, they must be jealous of your superior living place
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| − | You: Exactly! You understand!
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| − | You: No respect on Earth anymore. Exactly why I left a few years back.
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| − | You: Say, I haven't been down there in about... 3 years. Could I ask you some questions?
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| − | Stranger: Yes go ahead
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| − | You: Is Bush still president?
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| − | Stranger: Nope
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| − | You: ...Seriously? Awesome!
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| − | You: Who is it now?
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| − | Stranger: Barack Obama
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| − | You: Ooooh, sounds nice. He doing a good job?
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| − | Stranger: He's doing alright i think
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| − | You: Good. War still going on?
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| − | Stranger: Uhm yea sort of, i'm not too up to date on that part since holland quit already
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| − | You: Aw... too bad. Thats part of why I left.
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| − | You: Okay, one more things.
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| − | You: Is gas still 10 bucks a gallon?
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| − | Stranger: Its more expensive than ever
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| − | You: What!?
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| − | You: Oh, that is it. I'm staying up here for another couple years.
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| − | Stranger: Oh yes it's bad
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| − | You: I was hoping it would be better.
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| − | You: I'm getting kinda sick of the moon.
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| − | Stranger: I understand
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| − | You: I'm kind of running low on space ice cream.
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| − | You: I'd go to the store, but...
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| − | You: That's a bit of a problem.
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| − | Stranger: I must be indeed
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| − | You: I guess I could go back down for a couple minutes, but... well...
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| − | You: I didn't even use a rocket.
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| − | You: I used a catapult.
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| − | You: Yeah, I don't believe it either.
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| − | Stranger: Ha!
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| − | You: I've tried sending letters, but... they just kinda float.
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| − | Stranger: Yeah that doesn't work
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| − | You: Half of them flew into the sun.
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| − | You: I don't even know how I got this computer!
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| − | Stranger: You're lucky to have one though
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| − | You: Yeah, but... it is weird. I tried following the cable, but it doesn't really lead... anywhere.
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| − | Stranger: Thats weird yes
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| − | You: The only site I get on this thing is Omegle. I've been trying to get help for a few weeks, but like I said, nobody believes me and just logs off.
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| − | Stranger: Oh well, is there anything i could do for you?
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| − | You: ...Could you find a way to launch up some space food?
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| − | You: ...And water?
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| − | You: I'd appreciate it.
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| − | Stranger: I do'nt think i have a catapult big enough
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| − | You: Doesn't even have to be a catapult.
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| − | You: Just... rent a rocket or something.
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| − | Stranger: Hmm okay, i have no experience with those whatsoever though
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| − | You: ...A toy helicopter? That might work.
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| − | You: Maybe a good slingshot.
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| − | You: Oh, I've got it! A balloon!
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| − | You: A green one would be nice, but I'm down with whatever.
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| − | You: I assume you're getting the balloon. Take your time
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| − | '''I don't think this next one realized I was joking, but hey. That makes it funnier.'''
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| − | Stranger: hi
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| − | You: Hello.
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| − | Stranger: ask me 5 questions and i'll tell the truth
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| − | You: Uh, okay.
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| − | You: What is love? (Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more)
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| − | Stranger: (good one!) i think love is when you care for someone else more than for yourself because you make each other smile
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| − | You: Okay, that's a good explanation. 5 points.
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| − | You: Alright, next one... um...
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| − | You: Why does Westboro Baptist Church suck?
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| − | Stranger: i don't know what that/they are, i count that as "No question"
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| − | Stranger: in ur favour ;)
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| − | You: ...Hey, good enough for me. 20 points.
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| − | You: Okay, question 3: Is Chuck Norris as badass as the internet says?
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| − | Stranger: no he isn't. he's just a below-good-acting-skills-actor and not worth talking about. just some internet-hype
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| − | Stranger: (btw that was question no2 cuz i wasn't able of answering that westboro thingy)
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| − | You: ...I will not deduct any points from your current score. But just know this: Chuck heard that. ...He is coming.
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| − | You: Oh, okay.
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| − | You: Question 3: Why is it called a smartcar if you look so stupid driving one?
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| − | Stranger: i dunno, perhaps cuz it shall give the driver the feeling that he is smart when he drives a car with that name
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| − | You: I can accept that. 5 points.
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| − | You: 4: Is the cake really a lie?
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| − | Stranger: in the game: yes, cuz the creators wanted it that way. in reality: even more yes
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| − | You: For the game, correct. Reality... I am sorry, but wrong.
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| − | You: I have some in my kitchen. It is delicious. 5 point deduction.
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| − | You: It is time for question 5. This will determine if you get the grand prize. Are you ready?
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| − | Stranger: yes
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| − | You: Okay, here it is. Question 5 is...
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| − | You: Why am I so cool? You have 3 minutes to answer.
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| − | Stranger: u had a good start with that love question, but that chuck norris and smart-car things wasn't that cool. i also don't know anything about you, so i can't answer the question, although if the cake is not a lie
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| − | You: I am sorry, Stranger. By not answering the question, you do not get the grand prize.
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| − | You: BUT! You do get a consolation prize! You get...
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| − | You: Omegle: The Home Game!
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| − | Stranger: lol
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| − | Stranger: ok i wish u luck, bye ;)
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| − | '''I don't even know'''
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| − | Stranger: hey asl?
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| − | You: Age: 15
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| − | You: Sex: Male
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| − | Stranger: FAG
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | '''This guy needs a pill for chillin'''
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| − | Stranger: I'm not a girl.
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| − | You: I wasn't gonna ask.
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| − | You: But I can see why you'd type that.
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| − | Stranger: Good for that.
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| − | You: I've been asked that, like... over 9000 times already.
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| − | Stranger: Haha, me too.
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| − | Stranger: So, how are you?
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| − | You: Fine.
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| − | You: You?
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| − | Stranger: Fine too. Where are you from?
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| − | You: Seattle.
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| − | Stranger: Nice city.
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| − | Stranger: What's your name?
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| − | You: Usually, I'd say The Moon, but I have a good feeling about you.
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| − | You: Not too sure about the name though. You can just call me Dr Awesome.
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| − | Stranger: Asshole
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | '''seriously'''
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| − | Stranger: Try the fun, adult version of Omegle! [babes of omegle . com]
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| − | You: ...No thank you
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| − | You: And this is like, the fifth "sexy omegle" I've heard of. Seriously, pick a creative way to give me a virus
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | '''AHAHAHAHAHA JUST AHAHAHAHA'''
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| − | Stranger: m or f ??
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| − | You: Yes, my name is Morf. How did you know?
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| − | Stranger: i saw it written in ur mom's ass
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | '''He had no idea what he was missing out on'''
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| − | You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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| − | Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
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| − | Stranger: looking for a mature woman
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| − | You: Will a 15 year old overweight boy do?
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| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | '''best one so far seriously guys'''
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| − | '''by the away totally safe language up ahead'''
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| − | You: NYANNYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
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| − | Stranger: Frank
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| − | You: NYANNYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
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| − | Stranger: Frank
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| − | You: Dammit, Carl. We've had this discussion. Don't interrupt me when I'm Nyaning.
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| − | Stranger: I'm sorry baby! Please take me back!
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| − | You: OH AND FOR WHAT SO YOU CAN TREAT ME LIKE GARBAGE
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| − | You: I'M THE ONLY ONE SUPPORTING THIS FAMILY ANYMORE
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| − | Stranger: THAT'S BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT!
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| − | You: I KNOW CARL
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| − | You: I KNOW IT ISN'T MINE
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| − | Stranger: OF COURSE IT IS!
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| − | You: I SAW YOU CARL
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| − | Stranger: EITHER THAT OR YOUR FATHERS
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| − | You: I SAW YOU WITH THE MILKMAN
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| − | Stranger: oh yeah, him too. BUT YOUR THE ONLY ONE I LOVE
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| − | You: AND THE FARMER
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| − | You: AND THE DENTIST
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| − | You: AND THE FAMILY CAT
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| − | Stranger: THE CAT STARTED IT!
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| − | Stranger: AND YOU'RE ALWAYS GONE WORKING
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| − | Stranger: WHAT ELSE AM I TO DO?
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| − | You: WELL I NEED TO SUPPORT US SOMEHOW
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| − | You: MAYBE IT WOULD BE EASIER IF YOU JUST GOT A DAMN JOB
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| − | You: OR AT LEAST SHOWED ME SOME DAMN AFFECTION
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| − | Stranger: I WORK THE CORNER ON THE WEEKENDS
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| − | Stranger: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M NOT HOME WHEN YOU ARE!
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| − | You: YOU'RE NOT HOME BECAUSE YOU'RE WITH YOUR "GIRLFRIENDS"
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| − | You: I KNOW YOU HAVE NO "GIRLFRIENDS" CARL
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| − | Stranger: OF COURSE I DO! THEY'RE THE DENTIST, THE FARMER, YOUR DAD, AND THE FAMILY CAT!
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| − | You: DEAR GOD MY DAD
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| − | You: YOU CHEAP WHORE
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| − | Stranger: ...ouch
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| − | Stranger: *sniffle*
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| − | You: YOUR LOVE IS A LIE
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| − | You: THIS WHOLE DAMN RELATIONSHIP IS A LIE
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| − | Stranger: no, baby! i still love you!
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| − | You: I... I can't do this anymore, Carl.
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| − | You: I'm sorry... it's over.
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| − | Stranger: But...but...can i keep the cat?
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| − | You: I'm taking the cat
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| − | Stranger: Or are you moving out?
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| − | You: and the kids
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| − | Stranger: fucking bitch.
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| − | Stranger: WE HAVE OTHER KIDS?
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| − | You: OH OF COURSE YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT THEM
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| − | You: YOU'RE ALWAYS IGNORING FRANK AND CARL JR
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| − | Stranger: Are they the gnomes that sit in our kitchen all the time???
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| − | Stranger: Honey, those are the neighbor's kids, not ours!
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| − | You: I CAN DREAM DAMN YOU
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| − | Stranger: NO YOU CAN'T, YOU HAVE INSOMNIA!
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| − | You: AT LEAST I HAVE A HEART
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| − | You: WHICH YOU DO NOT
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| − | You: ...HAVE
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| − | You: AT ALL
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| − | Stranger: YOUR JUST BITTER CAUSE I WONT SCREW YOU ANYMORE!
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| − | You: I TRIED CARL I TRIED
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| − | You: NOTHING IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU
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| − | Stranger: TRY MAKING ME A FUCKING SANDWICH EVERY NOW AND THEN, THEN!
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| − | You: I AM NOT YOUR SLAVE CARL
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| − | You: I HAVE NEEEDS
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| − | Stranger: NO YOU DON'T!
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| − | You: SEE YOU NEVER BELIEVE IN ME
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| − | You: TO YOU I'M A FAILURE
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| − | You: JUST BECAUSE I BLEW UP THE KITCHEN
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| − | You: 5 TIMES
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| − | You: LAST WEEK
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| − | Stranger: IT MAKES YOU SUCH A FUCKING DISSAPOINTMENT
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| − | Stranger: AT LEAST FINISH HIGH SCHOOL!
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| − | You: DON'T YOU THINK I WANT TO CARL
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| − | You: BUT YOU'RE SO FUCKING CLINGY SOMETIMES
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| − | Stranger: NO
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| − | Stranger: THAT'S BECAUSE I REALLY DO MISS YOU SOMETIMES
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| − | You: I TAKE DAYS OFF OF WORK
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| − | You: BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS "BUSY"
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| − | You: WITH MY DAD
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| − | You: AND THE MILKMAN
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| − | You: AND THE DENTIST
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| − | You: AND THE CAT
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| − | Stranger: WELL I'M SORRY FOR ACTUALLY MAKING FRIENDS
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| − | Stranger: AND YOUR DAD DOES IT BETTER THAN YOU
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| − | Stranger: YOUR LIKE YOUR MOTHER
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| − | Stranger: SHE'S NEVER SATISFIED
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| − | You: "FRIENDS"!? THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL THEM
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| − | You: ...THAT IS FUCKING IT CARL
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| − | You: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
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| − | You: THIS MARRIAGE IS A WRECK
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| − | Stranger: FINE! I DON'T WANT TO DO IT ANYMORE WITH YOU
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| − | Stranger: WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE
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| − | You: I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
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| − | You: FINE
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| − | You: I'M TAKING MR NYAN-NYAN THOUGH
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| − | Stranger: FINE! I'M TAKING YOUR FATHER THEN
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| − | You: FINE! AND I'M TAKING THE CAR
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| − | Stranger: FINE! I'M TAKING YOUR VIRGINITY
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| − | You: YOU ALREADY DID
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| − | You: AND Y'KNOW WHAT
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| − | You: I'VE HAD BETTER
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| − | Stranger: *GASP*
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| − | Stranger: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SO LOOSE, WHORE
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| − | You: YOU HYPOCRITE
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| − | You: I AM GONE
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| − | You: AND ONE MORE THING
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| − | You: I AM TAKING
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| − | You: YOUR MY LITTLE PONY: FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC
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| − | You: DVD BOXSET
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| − | Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| − | Stranger: YOU MONSTER!
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| − | You: TWILIGHT SPARKLE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU
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| − | Stranger: KNOW WHAT THEN!
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| − | Stranger: I'M TAKING THE REST OF THE RAMEN IN THE BACK!
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| − | You: YOU HEARTLES SHE-DEVIL
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| − | Stranger: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET! I'LL BECOME FAT ON MY OWN
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| − | Stranger: WITHOUT YOU
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| − | You: YOU WERE FAT ENOUGH ALREADY
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| − | You: OH YEAH
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| − | You: I WENT THERE
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| − | Stranger: OH YOU ''{woah nelly}''! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU
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| − | Stranger: KNOW WHAT, I ALWAYS HATED YOUR COOKING
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| − | Stranger: THAT'S WHY I ALWAYS ATE RAMEN
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| − | You: ...Even the spinach puffs?
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| − | Stranger: especally the spinach puffs >.<
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...I... I thought you loved my spinach puffs...
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| − | Stranger: No, just another thing I needed to hide from you
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| − | You: ...You're... You're...
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| − | You: YOU'RE DEAD TO ME
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: YOU'RE ALREADY SIX FEET UNDER TO EVERYONE ELSE!
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| − | You: I'M GONE CARL
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| − | You: GOODBYE FOREVER
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| − | | |
| − | You: OH ONE MORE THING
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| − | | |
| − | You: RAINBOW DASH IS NOT THE BEST PONY
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: *gasp* YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU TASTELESS BASTARD!
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| − | | |
| − | You: I SAID IT AND I HAVE NO REGRETS
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| − | You: DERPY HOOVES ON THE OTHER HAND
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| − | You: OH YEAH BEST PONY EVER
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: NO!! DERPY HOOVES? SHE'S THE OUTCAST OF THEM ALL!
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| − | Stranger: THAT'S WHY NO ONE TALKS TO HER
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: LIKE YOU
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| − | You: DERPY HOOVES LIKES MUFFINS
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| − | You: THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: NO SHE JUST LIKES YOUR MUFFIN TOP
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| − | | |
| − | You: BITCH
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| − | You: I'M GONE
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: THAT'S RIGHT
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| − | Stranger: FINE
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| − | Stranger: I DON'T NEED YOU
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: I COULD HAVE ANOTHER YOU IN MINUTES
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| − | You: AND I AM WATCHING ALL OF THE EPISODES
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| − | You: GOODBYE FOREVER CARLTON
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| − | | |
| − | You: TAXI
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: FINE! I HOPE YOUR CAB CRASHES
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| − | | |
| − | You: I HOPE YOU
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| − | | |
| − | You: DO
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| − | | |
| − | You: A THING
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| − | | |
| − | You: A BAD THING
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: EW I WILL NOT SCREW YOUR MOTHER! THAT'S JUST WRONG YOU SICK FUCK
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| − | | |
| − | You: I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THE VERBAL ABUSE
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| − | You: NOW MY CAB IS HERE
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| − | | |
| − | You: FAREWELL CARL
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| − | | |
| − | You: and one more thing...
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| − | Stranger: GOODBYE
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: yes?
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| − | | |
| − | You: YOUR MOM IS A DIRTY WHORE
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| − | You: *Drives off in cab*
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: SO IS YOUR FATHER!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: *runs after cab*
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| − | | |
| − | You: *Sticks head out window* AND Y'KNOW WHAT
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| − | | |
| − | You: GREY'S ANATOMY SUCKS ASS
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: IT DOES NOT!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: *chases with a bike*
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: THE OFFICE ON THE OTHER HAND
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: IS CHEAP AND STUPID
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| − | | |
| − | You: HOW DARE YOU
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| − | | |
| − | You: STEVE CARELL IS A COMEDY GOD
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: HE CAN BLOW ME
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| − | You: YOU MONSTER
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| − | You: OH YEAH WELL
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| − | You: GLEE IS SHIT
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: NO! THEY'RE MY FUCKING JAM!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: YOU FREAK!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: AT LEAST I DON'T DROWN MY SORROWS IN JOSH GROBAN
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| − | | |
| − | You: HE LISTENS
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| − | Stranger: HE'S RICH AND COULD CARE LESS
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| − | | |
| − | You: JOSH CARES
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| − | You: HE ALWAYS CARES
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| − | | |
| − | You: AND YOU KNOW THAT MUSICAL YOU SHOWED THAT ONE TIME ABOUT THE SUPERVILLAIN PLAYED BY NEIL PATRICK HARRIS WITH THE DOUCHEBAG SUPERHERO
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| − | | |
| − | You: IT SUCKED
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| − | Stranger: IT DID NOT!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: IT GOT GREAT REVIEWS AND EVERYTHING@
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: !*
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: IT'S BETTER THAN THAT STUPID BROADWAY MUSICAL YOU MADE ME SEE WITH THE BEANERS VS THE CRACKERS AND ROMEO AND JULIET
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| − | Stranger: MOST UNREALISTIC THING EVER
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| − | | |
| − | You: Okay, it didn't. I lied. It was pretty awesome. ...OH WHAT
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| − | | |
| − | You: THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: *sigh*...yeah actually it kinda was
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...Really?
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| − | Stranger: Yeah:)
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...Hey, were you telling the truth when you said my spinach puffs sucked?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: Well yes, but only because I hated always lying to you. You're cooking sucks but you're still beautiful to me.
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...STOP THE CAR
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| − | You: *Rushes out of cab* CARL I CAN CHANGE
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: *Runs toward you* OH I KNOW, AND I'LL TRY TO CHANGE TOO!
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| − | | |
| − | You: WE HAVE PROBLEMS BUT WE CAN FIX THEM
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| − | | |
| − | You: WE CAN SEE A COUNSELOR
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: AND WE'LL DO YOGA TOGETHER
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| − | | |
| − | You: I'VE ALWAYS LIKED YOGA
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| − | | |
| − | You: OH CARL LETS NEVER FIGHT AGAIN
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: AWH! OKAY!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: but i wanna name the baby Shaniqua if that's okay
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...seriously? Uh, I mean
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| − | | |
| − | You: OKAY
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: Yes!!!!
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: OH I LOVE YOU SO!
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| − | | |
| − | You: I LOVE YOU TOO CARL
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...Let's go home, Carl.
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| − | Stranger: Okay, Frank. Let's go have ramen too.
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...I, uh... did mean it when I said Derpy Hooves was my favorite though.
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| − | Stranger: *sigh* I figured. As long as you aren't mean to Rainbow Dash.
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: Then I can maybe respect that
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...Thank you Carl.
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| − | You have disconnected
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| − | | |
| − | '''Stu, why on earth are you looking for sex at 4 in the morning?'''
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| − | | |
| − | You: Stu, what are you doing?
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| − | Stranger: hi 21 m here and soo horny
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| − | | |
| − | You: I'm a 15 year old chubby kid with acne
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| − | You: You into that sorta thing?
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| − | Stranger: ur name
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| − | You: Alfonzogelousoregira
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: its ur name
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| − | | |
| − | You: Yeah
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| − | You: It's a very common name
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| − | | |
| − | You: How many horns do you have?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: only one
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| − | Stranger: 7 inch long
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| − | | |
| − | You: Dude, are you a rhino?
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| − | | |
| − | Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| − | | |
| − | '''Second time's the charm?'''
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| − | | |
| − | You: Stu, what are you doing?
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| − | Stranger: Liking things on Facebook hah. Wbu?
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| − | | |
| − | You: Stu, it's 4 in the morning! Why on earth are you liking things on Facebook?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: Well here in Michigan in the U.S. It's on 10:47 P.M. Lol
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: Soo where r u from?
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| − | | |
| − | You: Chocolate pudding
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| − | Stranger: Haha yeah sure
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| − | | |
| − | You: You're just jealous
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| − | | |
| − | You: All the bitches be jellin' over my pudding
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| − | | |
| − | You have disconnected.
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| − | | |
| − | [http://pastebin.com/dkzfugXh This one was so amazing, I had to post it somewhere else. Best one yet]
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| − | | |
| − | '''I wonder what his age, sex, and location is'''
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: BRONY?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...BRONY?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: ....This is gonna go on like this for a while, isn't it?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: ......BRONY?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: WINTER WRAP UP, WINTER WRAP UP
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| − | | |
| − | You: LETS FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER
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| − | | |
| − | You: WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP
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| − | | |
| − | You: BECAUSE TOMORROW SPRING IS HERE
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...If I tell you, you're going to leave, aren't you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: I KNOW YOUR TYPE
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| − | | |
| − | You: I CAN READ YOU LIKE A BOOK
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: ...15, male, usa.
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| − | | |
| − | You: Cue leaving in 5
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| − | | |
| − | You: 4
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| − | | |
| − | You: 3
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| − | | |
| − | You: 2
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| − | | |
| − | You: 1
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| − | | |
| − | You: 0
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: OH GOD DAMMIT
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| − | You: Do you talk like this in real life? Do you ask your mom this?
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: "I'M 22 MALE USA YOU?"
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| − | | |
| − | You: "WHY DIDN'T I GET AN ABORTION"
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: hey! i'm 22 m usa, you?
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| − | | |
| − | You: "I'M 22 MALE USA YOU"
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| − | | |
| − | You: "Son, I'm disowning you"
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| − | | |
| − | [http://pastebin.com/Yy8tGUDL Yeeeaaaah, this will only probably be funny to the Homestuck readers out there]
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| − | === Comments ===
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| − | Did you ever get that balloon? {{User:JCM/sig}} 20:25, 4 April 2011 (UTC)
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| − | :Still waiting. These kinds of things take time. -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
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| − |
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| − | Here's one I had:
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| − | | |
| − | You: Hello
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: 15m canada
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| − | | |
| − | You: Look on the table in front of you
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| − | | |
| − | You: You see a fire poker, some gardening sheers, and a cleaver
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| − | | |
| − | You: You have to kill the beast standing next to you with one of these
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| − | | |
| − | You: But only one can actually kill it
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| − | | |
| − | You: Which do you use?
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| − | Stranger: gardening sheers
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| − | | |
| − | Stranger: ??
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| − | You: it doesn't matter, you'll die alone and sad anyways, lol
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| − | :It's sad but true ;_; -- [[User:Badstar|Badstar]]
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now excuse me while I go commision art of my oc pony making out with rainbow dash because she is 20% cooler
