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Before I begin... HOLY DOG SHIT! I never thought my life would get any crazier! First, I couldn't finish "Rock History Month (in March)," so now we're in June (or maybe one day earlier as I'm typing this), and that's mainly because I had to focus on my job, and Special Olympics; and I abandoned my old Skype for a new one, etc. etc. etc.! But now, I get to start over "Rock History Month"... IN A NEW MONTH! Heh, it couldn't been any better. Maybe worse... But anyway...

Tonight, we wanna rock on Rock History Month (in June (FOR REAL!)), with... The Rock. Yes, wrestler and actor, Dwayne Johnson, everybody. Now this was requested because, well, Rock. And what perfect timing too, since his new movie, San Andreas is out this weekend! So let's talk about one of his first major film role in 2002. What, The Scorpion King is rock, and it's from my Mummy- god, that joke was so goddamn force! But anyway, it's Dwayne Johnson.

So let's begin, The Scorpion King is a barbaric slave. Okay, this is actually starting to become awesome. Tell me more!

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