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Okay, for starters, I had a very bad nostalgia, so let's go ahead and tear Dana Carvey a new asshole, entitled, The Master of Disguise. Why did i like this movie as a child? Why? Anyway, here is the plot. We start out in 1979 in Italy, where there are Italian agents known as the masters of disguises. They come up and almost destroy the plans from the main villain, Devlin, who disguises himself as Bo Derek. He goes to jail and Fabbrizio Disguisey, and no, I did not make that name up, keeps it secret for his son named Pistachio. My head hurts now.
A couple decades later, Pistachio works at an Italian restaurant. IN AMERICA!!! Sorry, I had to do that. Anyway, he works as both a chef and a waiter, not to mention, he also makes fun of random people by doing impressions, which is Dana Carvey playing Dana Carvey while playing Dana Carvey. He also is single, looking for a wife.
Meanwhile, Devlin gets out of prison kidnapping Mama and Febbrizio. Remember, this is Devlin in DISQUISE! OH NO, BRO!
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