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Previously on The Bastard Goes to the Movies...

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go ahead and watch a film about a angst nu metal dog who stands up and tackle all child molesters. Spoiler, the movie ends with some anal incest with his dad."

Well, I found something worse than that. MUCH... MUCH WORSE.

For the longest period of time, I've been searching of what seems to be the worst movie I've ever seen, and I am a sucker for something something good or bad, because sometimes, I do have an open mind for movies that I actually might watch. But shit yo, when your expectations are so low that they're buried into the center of the earth, and are burning in the pits of the fires along with extinct Egyptian myths, there's something wrong. And wouldn't you know it, the absolute worst movie I've ever seen is a Vince Offer movie, InAPPropriate Comedy.

So yeah, in 2013, some hacking, wasted, untalented chimp by the name of Vince Offer made a follow-up to a film, The Underground Comedy Movie, made 14 years prior, and the latter makes {sigh} The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall About It look like Casablanca by comparison. Hell, it even makes Movie 43 look like a grand-scale Oscar-winning masterpiece, and I don't even like the Oscars. Fuck you, Academy! Leonardo DiCaprio is the true actor here, and he's loyal to his fans, and he even made a Kickstarter of how he should have fans pay to see him shirtless.

But enough blabbering, someone requested me to watch this a long time ago, and I say thanks for making me watch this abysmal turd. Now, to give this cinematic homicide a tackle of its lifetime.

I will say, the positive I could gather is that it lives up to the title. The sketches that were made in this movie are... well, made as apps used on iPads. But that's not even a saving grace from this.

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