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The Amazing Strong Intelligent Does Stuff Show!/15

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Fail comedy is fail.

Transcript

{Open to a top-down view of SI's house as "Reboot" plays. The camera zooms in with gathering speed until it cuts to several scenes of the characters in season one, before cutting to the logo and then zooming in on the "O" in "strong" and showing a curtain against a brick wall. Greg steps out}

GREG: Uh...hey guys. I-I'm gonna try make some, uh.... jokes...and uh...

HICCUP: {Offstage} Hey you go to university, right?

GREG: Yeah, why?

HICCUP: Then your getting a degree in fail!

{Laugh track}

GREG: Hey! Anyway...uh...so...once I ate this uh...apple crumble...and uh...it was slightly more like uh...rotten...apple..crumble...

{A Ba-dum-tish sound plays. Crickets.}

GREG: And uh...my friend ate it...and...uh...he threw up...and...uh...

{Cut to A Spider Lama and Jontof in the audience}

A SPIDER LAMA: Boom-

JONTOF: No. Just no.

A SPIDER LAMA: Aww...

{Cut back to Greg}

GREG: Anyway...I was playing Mario sixty-four...and...Yoshi said "Mario...it that you?"

'{Ba-dum-tish. Somebody throws a bottle at him. Cut to show SI sitting in the audience}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: Totally worth it.

{Cut back to Greg}

GREG: Uh...so...uh...can I have a volunteer?

AUDIENCE: No.

OREO: {Offscreen} Pick me! Pick me! Please!

{Oreo jumps on Greg}

GREG: AAAAARGH! CATS! CATS! AAAAAAAARGH!

{Cut to Jontof and A Spider Lama again}

A SPIDER LAMA: Hunter on-

JONTOF: Do it again, and I get the Pee-Ess-three controller.

A SPIDER LAMA: Okay...

{Cut back to Greg, who has hives all over his face}

GREG: Shmo...igmoringm my hives...

HICCUP: {Offscreen} Hey, Joeseph!

{Crickets}

HICCUP: {Sighs, sarcastically} The Elephant Man

{The audience makes an understanding gasp, and laughs abit}

GREG: Awwwm, This is a Dmistastmer!

HICCUP: I know, I payed for it!

{Cut to Jontof and A Spider Lama}

A SPIDER LAMA: That sarcasm was more powerful than a Tank's pu-

{Jontof pulls out a PS3 controller}

A SPIDER LAMA: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

{Cut back to Greg.}

GREG: Cman't this get wmorse?

{The entire Fluffy Kitty Squad jumps on him}

OREO: Told ya guys! He likes to play with cats!

{The crowd begins throwing several beer bottles}

{Cut to SI. He is throwing several beer bottles, which he's producing from nowhere}

STRONG INTELLIGENT: {Between throws} Must...get...guy...off...stage...

{End}


Trivia

  • The FKS cameo is mostly to celebrate the new show.