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summary: How do you feel with aggression?

CAST: Robstar, sobot, snakers, Blue, Scoutty, Chef Sam, Pax Scum, Calvin

Scene:Computer Room, the field

Page Title: Tandigations

Date: November 28, 2008

Transcript

ROBSTAR: this is an email and I want some money.

subj. madness
Dogfood Gangster Robstar,

What do u like about aggression?
IS IT GOOD!?!
From lary

ROBSTAR: {typing} Look, Laryguy. I thought you would be original, but you suck. take that Ronald Emerich! {clears out the screen while typing} So, Mr. (i can't pronounce what the pfargtl you're saying)erson, aggression isnt the only feeling. I make people angry once in the life time.

SOBOT: {appears out of nowhere} really?

ROBSTAR: {stops typing} Get outta here! {as Sobot leaves angry, robstar continues to type} Hell, did i just do that? You see? it shocks you right. I'm gonna do it again to someone right now. {stops typing and leaves as scene cuts to the field}

SNAKERS:Oh, perfect hair forever!

BLUE: What?

SNAKERS: Rockssssssssssssso just ate my.. ugh. For god sssssssssakessssssss. He'sssssss a rock and roll clown.

ROBSTAR: {appears out of nowhere} hey there, fat men.

BLUE: Why, good mor- woah crap! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?

ROBSTAR:You heard me, fat man and Batman.

SNAKERS: Oh you sssssssssssuck.

ROBSTAR: Oh "SSSSS" shut up.

SNAKERS:Oh, sssssssso you wanna make fun of the way we ssssssssssssssssnakes talk, don't you?

ROBSTAR: No, but samuel L. Jackson does. Puttin' the snakes off of our plane.

SNAKERS: That'ssssssss it. I'm done, okat? Let'ssssssss go, Blue.

BLUE: um... I don't know of what your saying, but yes. Yes you are.

{while Robstar exits, scene cuts to chef Sam's cafeteria with scoutty, Pax and calvin}

CHEF SAM: Please baby, what are y'all doing?

PAX:Eatin, "y'all."

CHEF SAM: No, not you, Pax. i'm singing to myself.

ROBSTAR: {appears out of nowhere} Me too. And you can get cooked as well. bottoms up! {puts Chef Sam in the oven}

CHEF SAM: OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

CALVIN: For shame, robby.

PAX: yeah.

ROBSTAR: {singing} I like your-

PAX: Shaddup.

SCOUTTY: I wish I had a line.

{scene cuts back to the computer room}

ROBSTAR: {types} Yes. i've made them angry. And hell, it was awesome with my brand new car. Well, i gotta go and eat a grilled-cheese sandwich while playing... shudder... the worst NES game i bought today called Action 52. Off i go.

{as Robstar gets out of the screen and stops typing, the paper comes down}

Easter Egg

• None today.

Fun facts

• I am just too lazy for them.